Spaffing: womens version of "cumming" and masterbation.
Hannah Spaffed over a picture of John.

"oh yes, i'm spaffing" Hannah says as she climaxed.
by kittykat1984 September 1, 2011
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To Spaff - An onomatopoeic word describing the act of shaking up a bottle of champagne and shaking it over one's teammates.
"Michael Shumaker stands upon the Formula One podium, spaffing champagne over his teammates"
by Victoria Ryan September 9, 2008
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A slang term for ejaculate or cum. To be put in odd places for revenge.
My boss doesn’t like me, I don’t like my boss. I don’t like coffee, my boss does.
Mate, you wouldn’t believe how many times I’ve spaffed in him coffee maker at work. Brings a smile to my face every time I see him take a sip.
by Boss Hating Prick July 26, 2019
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Boris Johnson defines spaffed as 'the spending of public money on non-recent child abuse investigations'.
“You know, £60m I saw was being spaffed up a wall on some investigation into historic child abuse and all this kind of thing. What on earth is that going to do to protect the public now?”
by This Is Not Rob March 13, 2019
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To ejaculate violently; specifically, with wanton and reckless disregard for direction or focus.
Spaf in my face you alsatian-loving scrag wrench.
by Binman_UK December 27, 2006
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The sound it makes when a penis slaps against face.
S-slapping
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Will was totaly being gay so he got spaf'd
by Yourleftnut March 21, 2003
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