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Speculatistics 

These are statistical propositions based upon fuzzy numbers, guesswork or fantasy.
The committee report was filled with speculatistics based on data from God knows where!
Speculatistics by I, Wreckerrr June 16, 2021

Spankulate 

That brief moment of indecision (or clarity) between seeing a really sweet butt and deciding whether or not to give it a nice little pat. Sometimes you go with it; sometimes you don't.
Whoa! I totally almost slapped that guy's butt. Glad I had a moment to spankulate. I might have made a serious social blunder, right there in the frozen foods!
Spankulate by flyingdog November 6, 2009

spockulation 

Jumping to a logical conclusion which, though seemingly obvious, has failed to occur to anyone else.
It's my spockulation that these silicon nodules are actually the rock monster's eggs, so perhaps we should stop smashing them.
spockulation by iteration2 January 5, 2014

Spatulatory Rape 

the common act of using a spatula while cooking to enter into something and/or separate it from sticking or to stir some mixture until the correct consistency is acquired for further steps in the cooking process, without the permission of inanimate objects because inanimate objects can't consent

OR

to use the handle end of a spatula as a dildo without permission, often in place of using one's one penis or strap-on for a number of illogical reasons
Lucy: The only sex around here before eight is spatulatory rape, and that's only when I cook.

Mary: That's disappointing. You need to remind Joe of his Seduciary Responsibility .

OR

Lucy: Oh! Yeah! Like that! Wait, what do I feel?

Joe: I heard from Mary's husband Bob that you like spatulatory rape, so I'm using the spatula instead since you like it so much.
Spatulatory Rape by Perry Winnwet January 23, 2010

speculating 

Assuming something before really knowing.

People be speculating too much.
speculating by lil cc November 11, 2006

spachulanis 

spachulanis is a serious disease/syndrome that is brought on by listening/looking/smelling/touching jacob sartorius. your head may begin to hurt. your ears will bleed and you should seek medical attention. First said by YouNower Beau Bowers.
friend: "hey listen to jacobs song"

you: "THIS IS GIVING ME SPACHULANIS!
spachulanis by shmeepmop May 16, 2016