Spacewank 

To rip the heed aff it in zero gravity conditions. Ideal place would be the international space station.

Whist in space, Tim Peak amuses himself by having a spacewank and seeing what happens to ejaculate in zero gravity

Spacewank by Shambles91 August 31, 2016

Nigga Spacewalk 

When you see a old POS pickup truck being used as a garbage truck with wooden walls built on the bed with a black person in the back jumping up and down to compress the bags so they do not fly out.

"Me and Ben saw that nigga spacewalk driving down the road."

Nigga Spacewalk by tantric132 June 19, 2009

spacewalk 

When a passenger risks his life to fix something on the outside of the car by pulling himself through his window using his seatbelt as a tether - all the while, the driver never slows down. Usually the result of rushing to reach one's destination in a p.o.s. vehicle.

Note: beware of rain at high speeds.

Jonathan: The windshield wiper came loose again! Evan, spacewalk.
Evan: We're going 80 miles an hour! The rain feels like bullets, let's just pull over-
Jonathan: Never!

spacewalk by cubby821 July 1, 2011

spacewalrus 

Walrus floating in outer space n shit. FeelsDankMan 🤝 FeelsDankMan

woah the spacewalrus guy is kinda Dank

spacewalrus by SPACEWALRUS September 21, 2020

Spacewashing

1) The process by which corporations, governments and individuals promote the development of space technologies and programs to mask extractive and exploitative industrial practices, distract attention from social, environmental or economic problems, and/or to gain financial, military or political advantage.

2) Sending our dirty laundry to space.

cf: greenwashing

The race between Elon Musk, Richard Branson and Jeff Bezos is at best a dick measuring contest and at worst spacewashing of the first order - it leverages science fictions to hide corporate greed and military interests, whilst simultaneously distracting us from the imminent environmental collapse of the Earth.

Spacewashing by The Golden Girl July 18, 2021

spacedad 

a person who can be seen as a father figure, but can also disappear into thin air without warning. many say that spacedad swims with whales in space for no apparent reason. they can also be a hoe sometimes, but we stan.

spacedad disappeared. fucks sake, i miss him already.

spacedad by kyubuki aevum March 4, 2019

Spackwad 

Quite literally a wad of "spack" or "spunk", i.e; semen.

"Afterwards, he threw his spackwad into the bin."

or,

"OMG, you are SUCH spackwad!"

Spackwad by Alex C W January 17, 2008