- I'm not going to lie... all of my family is from the North, but I was raised in the South.
- "Southern Comfort" is a bunch of lies. Sure Southerners are hospitable, if you're White, Protestant, and from the South. If you don't fit this description you will be subject to the same prejudice as everyone else.
- The North won... thank God! If not, we'd all be chewing tobacco, hanging Confederate flags, and lazy as hell.
* The South will never rise again, accept it and dont' hate on the Northerns who work hard, are prosperous, and have an open mind.
The Southerner is a racist, lazy, prejudice, unaccepting, like to shoot things, wear camo, spit tobacco, and worship the Confederate flag.
by holllllla December 20, 2006
Particularly the inhabitants of the southeast,n.carolina, s.carolina, georgia, alabama, missippi, tennesee, missouri anywhere else it is proper to say ya'll etc.texas is not included texas a.k.a= mexico substitute.The epitamy of everything wrong in the world. Hate for the southeastern part of the united states is an understatement. This is where idiots reign supreme and anyone half a brain can lead these people. Where everyone elses tax-dollars go to people who pay the least. If you are not white,baptist and a racist you will not fit in! A place where a fake cloud of moral superiority blinded by social irresponsibility go hand in hand. A people of few words and then the words that happen to come in the form of a partial, gramatically incorrect sentence make you wanna slap these dumb-mother fuckers in the face. A place where you do not eat ethnic foods, not because they don't have them but they bland everything thing to their palette example: chinese food, fried rice will be called just rice, lo mein will simply be noodles, Italian food everything will have to taste like chef boyordee and don't dare put garlic in it or herbs it is considered an evil witch brew. Polish and german food don't even try a brat/sausage will be a hotdog, if you even say the word saurkraut their heads will cock sideways like that look a retarded dog gives you. Beer will usually be a piss tasting domestic; miluakees beast light/ Pabst or the redneck fav Nattie Ice. Cigarettes will be 100's to the southerner they think they are getting more for their money and usually doral's or liggets or someother amonia tasting off-brand. ideaology how the world works is that they want lower taxes which they get and a social system that pleases them. they usually bitch about their healthcare(the worst) and then complain about taxes. Will defend their decisions to the end like a con on death-row. example: voting in the worst president in the history of the United States and supporting his war of Scare-or. Please if you are from the south stay there in your pit of wallow, we do not want your ideaology anywhere else.
"The southerners must be stopped. I suggest a second civil war but this time we keep the their asses away for good it would be horrible but sometime's you got to cut off a leg to save the whole body."

" Republican "

Living in an alternate reality."
by Tommy'sMommy March 27, 2007
A term used to refer to someone who originates from the civilised part of the UK, south of Birmingham.
Relax, I'm a Southerner.
by wootman April 23, 2006
One who lives in the southern half of the United States. They are sometimes, but not always, ignorant and have atrocious grammar and spelling, like whoever wrote definition number 2. They sometimes have an unusually large amount of pride for the south, due to the fact that they still havent gotten over their own defeat in the Civil War yet.
The person who wrote number 2 spelled the word 'write' wrong. The rest of them all had good definitions. Southerner.
by mastershake211 March 07, 2006
ok southerners are always always ganna be better ppl than u damn yankees or we wouldnt be messesd with so much about our sothern hospitality and yes we do know how to read wright and spell thank u ppls
yankee: u from the south?
southerner: hell yea born and rasied
yankee: u can read?
southerner: duh dumfuck
by true g.r.i.ts. December 08, 2005
1. Anyone born in Virginia, Tennessee, Kentucky, Louisiana, Mississippi, Alabama, Georgia, Florida, North and South Carolina. Mostly anyone in the lower contingent United States or even on the Americas continents that rank in the lowest tenth-percentile in education, prison reform, and viability of roads or funding for basic sustainence.

2. Generally anyone with seemingly gentile manners who speaks with a slow drawl or poor grammar as a way of personalizing or refusing proper Standardized English. This chosen dialect is a means of spicing dialogue with specific cultural dispositions or localized terms and values. Often times this group of individuals are characterized by their resistance of homogenization via social processes, inability to spell or exhibit some basic 'ignorance' of standardized education which seldom represents their intrinsic cultural ethics and values.

3. A passionate person who sees life on the sunny-side until given reason to kick 'snobby lilly-white shit dont stink ass when it is believed to be deceitful or plain heartless; they are prone to community-minded ideals which likely represent a long standing difference of values where social accountability can be implied in hierarchical processes.

The use of the term likely references increased resistance to manipulation and change. Such headstrong attitudes have fostered secret societies and mis-aligned loyalties which can sometimes lead to co-dependent behavior such as slavery or usury conditions while being open to rebellion in the form of cult religions and klan rallies which in no way represent the spirit of rebellion but rather the fear of change.

Southern culture is actually all about the pleasures of life and 'takin it to the river' (refer to music of Al Green & Talking Heads) to enjoy some fresh sounds or beautiful countryside with plenty of slow-walkin, slow talkin as a part of the finer things in life like women and music and the freedom to cultivate ones one herbal remedies without interference from national medical standardization.

Southerners call their iced tea 'sweet tea' because it is infused with the goodness of local honeys and flora.

Not all southerners are rednecks or racists but every southerner knows one or two and keeps it all on the DL (down low)because you cant change stubborn people. Dirty South folks will tell ya 'Dont hate the playa ... hate the game.'

For one, this Southerner does not appreciate fascist nationalism when it imposes its Imperial Domination on the land and into the spirit of the people (la puebla) through lies and media manipulation; call me a rebel if you will.

Southerners are inclined to view multi-municipal taxation and electoral college outcomes as injust and thus are prone to disregard laws and statutes randomly in protest of taxation without representation on an individual basis. 'I'ma slow-walk my taxes to uncle sam and we gonna see if he's too busy to notice.'

The low down on Texas, as any true southerner will tell you, is that property owners are the worst candidates to be placed on a jury to decide a persons fate given that they will likely be the benefactor of the defendents misfortune ... a less known fact is that property owners originaly come from the north and pose as southerners because a true southerner knows that you cant map swamp.
by thee radical eclectic August 16, 2006

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