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Someone that gets uptight about things easlily, takes jokes the wrong way
"Get outta here you fucking sourpuss!"
by Anonymous May 24, 2003
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a surly, grouchy and unfriendly person
by Light Joker January 07, 2006
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One who sucks the fun out of the atmosphere. This can be done through the following; over nagging, over worrying for safety, depressing speeches about life, fussyness for everything, overly emoting oneself etc.
sour puss: You have had way too much
guy: bah! no!
down the drain
guy: FUCK?!

sour puss: To be, or not to be. that is the question
guy: STFU (Shut The Fuck Up)

sour puss: I HATE ALL OF YOU...cries
person: aww don't cry like an emo
by Pad Bear December 17, 2007
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A surly character who is rather unfriendly and occasionally antisocial.
What a sourpuss! I said hello and he walked right on by without acknowledging me!
by Diggity Monkeez November 26, 2004
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An individual who always has a sad or a negative outlook on issues.
You are such a sour puss; are you ever happy about anything?

You are such a sour puss; do you ever have a nice thing to say about anything?
by TX Ranger October 01, 2007
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What you get from inadvertently picking up a soured washcloth to wash your face. The smell soaks into your skin and cannot be removed.Only after a new layer of skin is formed will the smell begin to fade.
Echhh! I got sour puss off that wash rag!!!
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Dude! Did you see that sour puss Michele Obama? To look like that, I'd have to bite into four lemons with no tequila.
by PUMA Dave July 10, 2008
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