26 definitions by brandi

Top Definition
A scam made by the greeting card company
Boy gives girl $9 singing card, $15 bear, and $30 Godiva chocolates fom Hallmark.....
by Brandi September 22, 2004
having a large cock
All the girls want jo bc he is so well hung.
by brandi February 07, 2003
Place where people go to die....

And theres nothing to do but shop at the abundance of Walmarts, Publixs Badcock, Home Depots, or Sonics....
1: So what do you want to do tonight?
2: I dunno whats to do in Lakeland?
1: Die.
by Brandi January 08, 2005
one who gives oral sex to women.
Man, last night was great. he was an excellent muff diver.
by Brandi February 06, 2003
to jack off until one cums.
I had to wack off after i watched baywatch.
by Brandi February 06, 2003
getting sexual gratification through self-stimulation. more specifically, female masturbation.
see Cyndi Lauper.
by Brandi June 10, 2003
the act of fucking a girl btwn the tits. (note) requires lubrication.
I was tramutized to find that Trey had tried tit fucking that girl.
by Brandi February 06, 2003
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