26 definitions by brandi

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A scam made by the greeting card company
Boy gives girl $9 singing card, $15 bear, and $30 Godiva chocolates fom Hallmark.....
by Brandi September 22, 2004

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having a large cock
All the girls want jo bc he is so well hung.
by brandi February 07, 2003

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Place where people go to die....

And theres nothing to do but shop at the abundance of Walmarts, Publixs Badcock, Home Depots, or Sonics....
1: So what do you want to do tonight?
2: I dunno whats to do in Lakeland?
1: Die.
by Brandi January 08, 2005

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one who gives oral sex to women.
Man, last night was great. he was an excellent muff diver.
by Brandi February 06, 2003

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to jack off until one cums.
I had to wack off after i watched baywatch.
by Brandi February 06, 2003

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getting sexual gratification through self-stimulation. more specifically, female masturbation.
see Cyndi Lauper.
by Brandi June 10, 2003

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the act of fucking a girl btwn the tits. (note) requires lubrication.
I was tramutized to find that Trey had tried tit fucking that girl.
by Brandi February 06, 2003

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