SOUR TARD 

When you act a fool with major stupidity

Geeze look at that sour tard

SOUR TARD by SHANNON MOTOWAKAN September 22, 2011

Sunflower Sour Tower 

This particular manuever, founded back in the summer of 2006 originated in Southeast Kansas, known as the sunflower state. It involves at least three females and as many males as possible. The group needs to be in a large room where there is sufficient room for all persons to be involed in a massive sex orgy. All the bitches (girls, that is, not weak men) involved lay on top of one another in a parallel manner. When correctly assuming the positions, as the tower ascends, for safety's sake the weight of the female should decline (meaning fatties on bottom, anorexics toward the top), and the vaginas should be perfectly alined. Then, all of the people with cocks lick up and down the Sunflower Sour Tower created by the vaginas of nasty ladies.

So, I was at this swinger party in Eureka, Ks, and Fred hollered out from the pile of naked bodies, "Let's make a Sunflower Sour Tower. I feel like getting some herpes on my face."

Sunflower Sour Tower by Michael G. Honcho February 13, 2008

Have a sour tooth 

Be very much interested in sour foods, drinks, candies, and fruits.

Origin: I believe we can coin this idiom as a counterpart for" have a sweet tooth" to denote a tendency towards sour tastes.

Eg: I'm not into sugary drinks. You know, I have a sour tooth. I think I'm gonna try Margarita or Mimosa.

Have a sour tooth by [e-mail] October 15, 2018

sour talk 

Your partner finds out that you cheated on him/her. However, he/she forgives you. On the next time you meet each other, you try to start your regular conversation, but it doesn't go well, it is too tense, not sincere and in general it's not the same as it used to be before. So it feels like something spoiled.

- He cheated on me, but I forgave him.
- Well, did you meet him after that?
- Yes, I thought everything would be fine, we would talk about it, but it ended with a sour talk. So, I decided to break up with him.

sour talk by Wally2 June 18, 2018

sour towel 

A mildew-laden bath, beach or sport towel that conceals it's foul contamination until remoistened by use.

Ok, now that's NASTY. JUST took a shower and accidentally found a sour towel to dry off with...now I smell like fuckin' BABY PUKE. It won't come off!!

sour towel by YAWA June 9, 2019

sour tort 

a tortilla only filled with sour cream

Chipotle worker- “What can I get for you?”
Customer- “A tortilla with sour cream. “
Chipotle worker- “Pours massive load of sour cream on tortilla.”
Customer- “More sour cream, I call it a sour tort!!”

sour tort by Honcho bill January 4, 2019

Sour Tail 

The shard remnants of a failed ass wiping. When shit is spread through the ass crack via wiping, it leaves a trail, which is the 'tail'. The stinging or 'sour' feeling inflicted is caused by the acidity of your shit.

"your but gets itchy because you have a dirty sour tail"

Sour Tail by dr.discrete February 21, 2010