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plastic sorgery

Plastic surgery that requires a form of sorcery to be successful. Said to be particularly helpful for individuals who's face is seen on TV, such as David Pakman, the host of The David Pakman show, who was asked by a caller to get some plastic sorgery to fix his face, in order to convince the caller to watch the show more.
David Pakman could use some plastic sorgery to fix his face. I would watch The David Pakman show on YouTube more if he did.
plastic sorgery by hugo94612 December 17, 2019
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The ground forces called for aircraft so we sent 5 sorties out
Sortie by A yank July 14, 2021
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stuff your sorries in a sack

Usually phrased as "Stuff your sorries in a sack, mister!", it basically means "your apology is not accepted".

Originally used by the character Oscar Madison in the tv show "The Odd Couple" in the episode "Strike Up the Band... Or Else" (S5E6 October 17, 1974).

Later popularized by the character of George Costanza in the tv show "Seinfeld" in the episode "The Betrayal" (S9E8 November 20, 1997)
FELIX: I'm sorry I snapped at ya Oscar.
OSCAR: Stuff your sorries in a sack, mister!
MURRAY: Hey that's a good one Oscar!

JERRY: (To George) I said I was sorry.
GEORGE: You can stuff you sorries in a sack, mister!
JERRY: Would you please stop saying that?!
The most hated Undertale ship for whatever reason. It is Sans X Toriel. If you say you ship it, a bunch of crybabies will start flinging shit at you for it.
Guy #1: I ship Soriel.
Guy #2: UMG U FUK IMMA DISLIEK U UN 10 ACCUNTS
Soriel by 666san August 26, 2016

stuff your sorries in a sack

This phrase is usually used as "You can stuff your sorries in a sack, mister!", meaning that however much a person apologizes, their apology will not be accepted. Made popular by George in the Seinfeld "India" episode.
Jerry: George, I'm sorry I slept with Nina.

George: You can stuff your sorries in a sack, mister!

Jerry: I wish you'd quit saying that!
Breasts which have been surgically enhanced.
Whoa, look at those! Do you think they're surgies?
surgies by Cheryl April 8, 2005
Refers to failing, generally used to avoid swearing and to replace the F word. Can also be used as 'Sorbied it' if the intended task or point fails miserably. Can also refer to being drunk beyond all belief 'totally Sorbied' 'I was Sorbied off my ass'
You should have seen Scott the other night man, he was totally Sorbied

John sorbied his chemistry test after staying up all night

I heard your brother crashed his car last night? -Yeah it's Sorbied beyond recognition man
Sorbie by Spastic Rodeo July 28, 2009