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Force-sorting 

Force-sorting is the process of re-naming a file, folder or other computer information in order to control the order in which information is displayed in a device, generally a portable music player or cellular phone.

A common examples is the addition of punctuation or additional numbers or letters to artists names in a software program like iTunes so that they appear early or later in your playlist.

For instance, renaming "Loudon Wainwright III" as "!Loudon" in order to ensure that Loudon Appears at the top of a list of names.

Other examples included adding additional spaces, changing "Elissa Robbins" into "E lissa Robbins," so that your best friend appears at the top of the list of "E"s in your cellular telephones address book.
I went to call Charles and instead of having to scroll down past Caleb, Carl, and Cecilia, I luckily had used force-sorting and as a result, he appeared at the top of the list as C harles.
Force-sorting by carlygoodman September 5, 2007
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Sorting Hat

A woman's vagina is known as a sorting hat when she fucks any man to find the perfect fit
I heard Vicky has a Sorting hat, she has fucked every man at work but not found the right man to Slytherin.
Sorting Hat by Eggroy March 2, 2017

Sorting books in a burning library

1- Trying to accomplish something that is a monumental waste of time.
2- Wasting your energy or time on a lost cause.
There is no way your wife is letting you go to Vegas with the guys. Trying to convince her is like sorting books in a burning library.

sorting the rabbit 

Connoting a brief but satisfying sexual act. Usually after arriving home from the airport and before seeing friends for the first time.
When are you getting here?

Just arrived home, sorting the rabbit quick

sero sorting 

seeking sex with only other persons of your serostatus so that you do not have to use protection. serostatus also known as HIV status.
sero sorting is not effective at preventing HIV transmission.

Sorting Hat

A miserable person. Term comes from the miserable tone of voice the Sorting Hat in Harry Potter uses.
Tom: I don't think we should listen till Christmas music until 2 days before Christmas.

Rebecca: Tom is such a Sorting Hat.
Sorting Hat by Bantergroup December 12, 2012

Sorting Change 

The act of jostling your partner's ball-sack side to side with a one handed cupping motion.
Yeah, she was really good at sorting change, if ya' know what I mean.

Her: Yeah Dad, just helping my boyfriend sort his change.
Dad: So that's what they're calling it these days.
Sorting Change by zumsbuddy September 10, 2009