secret santa'd 

When you sit on your dick until it goes numb, and then you jerk off and it feels like you are jerking someone else off.

Also known as "The Reverse Stranger"

I secret santa'd myself and it felt like I was jerking off someone else until I regained feeling in my North Pole.

secret santa'd by Mike Rotondo Tropical Smoothie December 27, 2019

Secret Santa'd 

The act of becoming black out drunk and ordering random things on the internet, such as things on your Amazon wishlist, then receiving them later and recollecting who and how they were ordered.

Today I received a pair of shoes and some shirts in the mail, thinking I had a secret santa... in reality I secret santa'd myself by drunkenly ordering my amazon wishlist.

Secret Santa'd by Bflee000004 December 23, 2015

Santa Clause'd

A situation where you accidentally kill someone and are forced take upon their role. Obviously named after Tim Allen film "The Santa Clause", but it's not always a supernatural scenario or transformation.

You've been Santa Clause'd!

Santa Clause'd by Iloveeatingpinacoladobars December 18, 2025

dirty sonta 

when u are in the 69 position she is on top throws up on ur belly and balls and uses her hair to clean it up

last night i got a dirty sonta it was nasty she used her hair.

dirty sonta by merlesgonewild April 1, 2007

santa denier 

Idiotic in-denial simpletons who desperately want to repudiate whom is clearly real.

You're a santa denier!? Let me guess, you think the parents deliver the presents??? You must be insane.

santa denier by squidb_ll December 4, 2020

sorta deal 

or 'sort of deal';

interjected arbitrarily throughout (although, more often towards the end) conversation to be as obnoxious as possible.

> 'what time is it, sort of deal?'
> 'I don't know, sorta deal.'

sorta deal by donald_dover January 2, 2021

Santa Dog Rosa

Another name for city of Santa Rosa in Sonoma County, California which was underground renamed after Residents song "Santa Dog" as well as to celebrate the creation of Charles "Sparky" Schultz - the one and only SNOOPY!

Jimmy Ray crossed the Golden Gate bridge and headed north on Highway 101 thinking about Santa Dog Rosa as well as all the years he'd been making that magical drive to the coast along River Road.

Santa Dog Rosa by jim christ May 31, 2009