song monkey

partygoer who relentlessly dominates the music selection. In extreme cases unable to finish one song before selecting another, in rapid succession.

Song monkey: "Listen to this song, it's amazing! No wait, this one! No wait..."

Everyone: "He's such a goddamn song monkey"

song monkey by bndrs March 27, 2012

spongmonkey 

The Spongmonkeys are a specie of animal, possibly alien, that have the ability to levitate, there are only two that we know of that are unnamed. This is their story:

Once a band of kittens were very popular and would perform songs of many types, the people loved them.
The Spongmonkeys became jealous of their talent and quickly threw together an act of their own about the moon, every warped person out there loved it and this little act even landed them a endorsement with Quiznos subs, needless to say, the Spongmonkeys hit the big time and became more popular then the kittens with little effort. What luck!

The Spongmonkeys should be greatful of their incredable luck and timing.

spongmonkey by Jeff September 23, 2004

spongmonkey 

a googly eyed jungle rodent that has massive teeth and can sing and play the guitar

One day i was walkin in the jungle when i saw a Spongmonkey playing the guitar

spongmonkey by Alexander Corner July 28, 2003

spongmonkey 

The singing mascot for Quizno's Subs!!!!

Spongmonkeys rock my face off

spongmonkey by truthlesshero March 19, 2004

spongmonkey 

They like tha moon!

"We like tha moon!"

spongmonkey by face March 19, 2004

Spongmonkey 

Ugly rodents that advertised subs years ago and appeared in some internet videos

The spongmonkeys like the moon

Spongmonkey by Sqwimble McWimble May 11, 2024