Somers Slap

When a woman uses her beef drapes or beef curtains to smack a man across the face following oral sex. The female answer to the Danza Slap. Named for the great Suzanne Somers who mastered this move after years on the ThighMaster which strengthened the muscles controlling her cameltoe/ninja foot.

Bitch almost knocked me out with her beef drapes when she Somers Slapped me last night.

Somers Slap by Evil DDR November 1, 2007

slap some dick on it 

To express an attraction to a female or an approval of anything you like or want.

The bitches tits are perfect, I would love to "slap some dick on it".

slap some dick on it by ...DilZniK... January 26, 2009

slap some bacon

when you tryna get some good ass pussy from a hot babe.

Dang ma I'm just tryna slap some bacon.

slap some bacon by Getrealbro July 23, 2014

Slap some bass 

a slang way to tell some one you play the bass guitar

Bob: hey Sam dont you play an instrument ?
Sam: oh yeah i slap some bass
Bob: oh sweet we should make a band

Slap some bass by Tayeback August 20, 2009

slap some salmon on it 

When you want someone to do something smoking or add a little pazzaz.

come on tommy, slap some salmon on it!

slap some salmon on it by WhiteGirlWithBasicBobs June 7, 2018

slap some salmon on it 

When something is so good that you want to express how smoked it is

Bob: wow, I just hit a home run!

Janet: that’s so sexy. Slap some salmon on it

slap some salmon on it by WhiteGirlWithBasicBobs June 7, 2018

slap some ham on it 

If theres a problem in any way shape or form you just slap some ham on it. That's all you need to do. Problem Solved.

Man 1:Dude, I'm failing all of my classes right now and i just dont know what to do to fix my grades.

Man 2:Hey, just slap some ham on it.

slap some ham on it by TheGa1eFund February 1, 2019