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The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it. 

The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it. — A faux positive statement to lighten a heinous situation that will stick with you for the rest of your life.
1) Police homicide photographer documenting the scene of a mass shooting at an American high school:

Well let’s go: The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it.

2) Family cleaning out a closet after the death of a loved one:

Well let’s go: The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it.

3) An American citizen voting for president in the 2024 election that will determine the destiny of our democracy:

Well let’s go: The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it.

This and other techniques like this are taught in cults and at Harvard University. No, I’m not kidding Harvard has a Hap-y-ness Studies Program. It’s designed to control populations and foment political overthrow. They’d “like to teach the world to sing — in perfect harmony.”

See Mad Men series Finale.

And shudder.
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Psycho-Solon

Solon was was an ancient philosopher from Athens who is credited for the primordial ideas the gave rise to contemporary democracy.

Attaching the name of the ancient Athenian democratic reformer Solon to the word “psycho” is an ironic usage to point to the latest trend in American democracy where extreme and unprepared citizens can be elected to public office with disastrous results.
I’m torn about Psycho-Solon Lauren Bobert. I can’t stand her ideas or public persona; BUT, SHE LOOKS GOOD IN TIGHT BLACK JEANS AND PUMPS!!!!!!
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Soloner Solonexus sooner Solène solon solosexual slone Sloner Salone Salonee
One who solos everything.
Krole is a gigantic soloer
soloer by Joe Notaman March 9, 2005

solosexual 

adjective or noun. One who prefers masturbation over other forms of sex.
Gloria Stewart, actress and solosexual said: "I do not need a man. I am devoted to masturbation. I think it’s probably one of the most pleasurable experiences in life. I had and have no guilt whatsoever when it comes to pleasuring myself."
solosexual by hotwhispers October 28, 2009

Sooner Born Sooner Bred 

Quality of superfans of the University of Oklahoma. People who possess this quality should be born in the state of Oklahoma or born of parents or a parent that attended the University of Oklahoma, and have always been a fan of the University of Oklahoma Sooners from the time they first laid eyes it.
Sooner Born Sooner Bred and when I die I will be Sooner Dead!
A Sooner is a guy with a premature ejaculation problem.
Hazel was totally frustrated; Bill was a Sooner and finished after only two minutes.
Sooner by Cranberry Bob December 1, 2019
Slang term for Sierra Leone a country in West Africa where the war of the blood diamonds was faught.The patroitic name for Sierra Leoneans. Salone can be a noun,and an adjective as well. As a noun,it is a name of a place,and as an adjective,it qualifies a noun.
A place called Salone
I'm a Salone babe.
Kanye West's song Blood Diamonds(from Sierra Leone)
Salone by Mariama August 7, 2007