Softpoof 

A young, smooth homosexual, a synonym for a twink.

"I saw so many softpoofs near the skate park."

Softpoof by tylercee December 23, 2009

sottopalla 

Italian word defining the idyllic part of your body right under your genitals. Do not mix it with the word scrotum as scrotum is linked to skin, sottopalla is a state of mind. Its taste and smell are gorgeus. God forged sottopalla and then human beings.

Teacher:"Flavio Giuseppe what are you doing under the desk?"
F.G.:"Just checking my sottopalla's purity and pussy-seizing ability. I do care about preserving its world-conquering attitude".
Teacher:"OK then"

sottopalla by Emaparvus May 3, 2016

softonic 

A piece of shit website that you should never download things from

Guy: Hey, i just downloaded this cool new program on your pc!

Me: ummm, where did you download it from?

Guy: softonic

Me: YOU PIECE OF SHIT I'LL SHOVE YOUR HEAD UP YOUR DICKHOLE!!!

softonic by TheShortCake December 12, 2017

softporn 

Colloquial expression of the full term "soft pornography".

Pornography that is relatively less visual then its antecedent "hardcore porn". Does usually not contain close-up images of genitalia, will not display bodily fluids and does not require its participants to actually engage in sexual activity.

This variety of sexual explicity is commonly enjoyed by beginning pornography viewers.

Jeez dude, are you really into softporn? Not me! I like my porn with some pussy in it.

softporn by Raphonian July 4, 2005

softporn 

Sexy media content that is not quite pornographic

The way the female dancers in the music video were shaking their butts was softporn.

softporn by T.V. John February 7, 2013

Softpeach 

an insult which means that the persons face resembles a saggy vagina.

Dan - You're a softpeach!

Mike - yeah well your mums a softpeach

Softpeach by Jizzydavey February 28, 2010

Softaphobia 

The fear of a girl feeling your dick before you are fully erect

You: Yo man I hope she doesn't try to rush in to get my pants off
Homie: Why, don't you want her on it
You: Yea but I have softaphobia
Homie: True if she sees it still soft she gon' think it's only 3 inches lol

Softaphobia by matricksman October 2, 2015