Fabric Softner 

When partyin' at your buddies house take your girl in the laundry room, throw some clothes in the washing machine, have your girl sit up there while you give it to her, when it's time to blow lift up the lid and blow it in the machine then drop the lid.

One time we were having a kegger at my buddies when his parents were out of town, so I took my girl in the laundry room for a quickie and ended up dropin some fabric softner in the washing machine.

Fabric Softner by Shooperman November 14, 2006

softer blow punch 

A hybrid beverage created when one mixes Code Red with Regular Mountain Dew, resulting in a mild hybrid of the 2 products. "The Prius Version" of code red...since you are going green. Can be referred to as a "Warm Texas Prairie"

(Sees friend mixing mountain dew & code red) A: "What're you doing? "
B: "I'm making Softer Blow Punch...Its like a Warm Texas Prairie in your mouth"

softer blow punch by Honey Tits May 1, 2014

stool softeners

humorous term for in-car seat warmers

Dude, i'm freezing my balls off in here. Doesn't this car have stool softeners?

stool softeners by JSMAX October 6, 2010

softer 

when your boner goes away it becomes a softer

"that drunk girl dancing naked gave me a boner but after she threw up she gave me a softer"

softer by BLUTBLUNTZ April 4, 2009

Softer man 

A term used to describe a individual who has either refused to do something, or has done something of lesser worth.

Example One:
Joe:"Hey come bungee jumping with the boys today."
Derek:"No, that sounds dangerous."
Joe:"Softer man!"
Example Two:
Derek:"Hey, I got Shirlena's name tatooed on my neck."
Joe:"She's not even your girlfriend!"
Derek:"Yeah, but I know she loves me."
Joe:"Softer man!"

Softer man by DEE TRAIN December 25, 2007

Softer Issue 

When mans r dealin wit an issue an its soft

YOU SEEE DAT MAN. Crunch dat. Softer issue.

Softer Issue by TorontoHoodman123 April 29, 2019

a softer world 

A very pretty comic at www.asofterworld.com. It is so pretty.

"I lost my mind in a softer world."

a softer world by Captain Awesome February 4, 2004