softballed-out

Females who have huge thighs, drink pre-workout, wear basketball shorts, and do other manly things. these are not attractive women. Not limited to softball; any manly sport applies i.e- lacrosse, basketball, hockey

john: Bro did u see that girl's thighs? they're huge

tom: of course i saw it, shes softballed-out

by ball hawk March 15, 2012

softball shape

A state of being where one is almost always ready and able to stand in one spot for long periods of time, wearing a softball glove in one hand, and a warm, stale Olde English 800 in the other hand.

Dave had been training for months to be in softball shape, and now given his morbid obesity and alcoholism issues, he was finally ready.

by Iwantsomerocks June 5, 2013

Softball Chicks

Softball chicks consist of mostly manly girls who think they're the shit and that somehow softball is the best sport in the world. Don't let their extreme manliness distract you though, they are notorious bitches. Their signatures are wearing side ponytails all the time, and having the biggest, ugliest sunglasses. The softball chicks usually bitch about normal girls during their practices and if you are a victim to the harassment of a Softball Chick, look out cause she will beat your ass. And win. Remember the're huge. Normally they're only friends with other Softball Chicks who share the love for the pointless sport. They often try to act like normal girls but end up just looking like they're trying too hard.

I really want to go to the party but the scene is going to be all these Softball Chicks

by peacockbitch14 June 18, 2011

16in. Softball

Softball only played on the southside of chicago in which gloves are not used. A new 16in. Softball made by DeBeers must be used. with dual 1st. bases to prevent spiking, the ball is rock hard in the begining and turns into a true "softball" at the end. For which the game of taping a $100 bill to it, setting it on top of a 6in. Sch80 pipe, pounded into the ground with a half stick of tnt in said pipe after it is lit. First person to catch the ball wins the money, also will be the first person to actually catch the damn ball in history. Played just like 12in. softball with 10 players in the field.

Chicago man: Yeah i would like to go bowling , but i got a 16in. softball game in grant park tonight.
Tinley Park man: oh i play sofball too. im in a coed 12in. league with my sister.
Chicago man: I never knew you sucked cock.

by Tatty is a homo October 11, 2007

softball player

Another term for "lesbian".

That Jenny, she's turned into quite the softball player.

What do you mean? She's all of a sudden into sports?

Yeah...and girls.

by nicky v. July 7, 2006

softball lesbian

A lesbian girl that plays softball

A lesbian:

A starlight girl:
A lesbian: I play softball what sports do you play?
A straight girl: oh so your a softball lesbian?
A lesbian: bitch... a what?

by Yeeyeemuhfucka June 12, 2019

softball coach

A discreet way to tell someone to wipe the lip crud from the corners of their mouth.

"Yo Frank... you got softball coach" OR just say "Softball Coach" while using the hand hand motion to wipe their crud off

by Nickster84 February 16, 2018