soft penis 

Not erect. A wet noodle. Frowning Fred. Limp. Flaccid.

Man! Debbie won't like this soft penis! It's our honeymoon.

soft penis by irish cow17 November 8, 2014

lite soft penis 

A soy hot dog over boiled.

son: Why does my soy hot dog look like a lite soft penis.
Mom: sorry son I boiled it to long.

lite soft penis by Twinkle boner star July 25, 2017

soft shell penis 

a limp penis covered by a condom.

I was all ready to go but I couldn't get more than a soft shell penis!

soft shell penis by Andy De October 11, 2006

some ineffectual, privileged, effete, soft-penised debutante 

a cuckold who got cheated on by a woman who had a baby with a gay senator and who cheated on the aforementioned cuckold with a beet farm owner

"i will not be blackmailed by some ineffectual, privileged, effete, soft-penised debutante"

some ineffectual, privileged, effete, soft-penised debutante by crovelium January 1, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016