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Sock Wars 

The largest, bloodiest, extreme knitting tournament in the world.

When you sign-up you receive a top-secret file containing your target's information. To "kill" your target, you must follow the pattern to make a weapon (a pair of socks) for your event, and mail it to your target. Your target is "dead" when they receive your weapon. Your target then sends their incomplete weapon to you, along with their target's information, and you complete their weapon to kill their target. At the same time you are trying to kill your target, your assassin is trying to kill you.
"Sock Wars has been brutal; I haven't slept in two weeks!"
Sock Wars by FiberLily April 23, 2009
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sock wars 

the gruesome battle in which the purpose is to remove anothers sock while they attempt to remove yours. it sounds a little gay but is actually very intense. Most fun with at least six playing simultaneously. Teams are encouraged.
Lets go to amandas house and have sock wars...but not on sunday mornings.
sock wars by stuuuuuuuuu December 15, 2008
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Sockward 

The act of wearing very awkward-looking socks and not being aware of it.
Natalia walked up to me wearing very sockward bright green and pink socks with bumblebees on them.
Sockward by jujuchan October 20, 2009
the mark on your ankle left by a tight sock.
what's that mark on your leg?that's a sockwas.
sockwas by francessamuel September 1, 2003
Meaning very sorry that you would have sex with them to make it up to them even if you were the same sex.
Spyda- I'm Sockwas for making this mess. I'm gonna leave so I could go play.

Cellos- No your not. Get your ass back here!
Sockwas by gamer3925 September 26, 2008

Sockward 

When your sock slips off within your shoe.
It was hard to keep running because my sock slipped off my foot. It was sockward.
Sockward by Dr. Isak Borg March 27, 2020

sock wars 

an ongoing battle during which a roommate or relative you live with (usually a brother) steals your socks cuz he or she is too lazy to do laundry.
My little brother and I have had such bitter sock wars for so long I've actually contemplated giving up wearing socks till I went off to college.
sock wars by ducksRpeople2 September 15, 2011