sockamanus 

Slang for the penis. Opposite of the occomanus

Bro don’t be such a sockamanus

sockamanus by Carlllllllllll March 31, 2021

Sockman

one who is in-tune with nature, a earthen warrior that fights all who oppose him, the top ten most bad-ass mother fuckers you've ever meet. A Sockman has no morals and will kill anyone who annoys him, he is represented by the color green and only answers to higher powers or people of equal strength, usually his friends.

(Bill) Did you see Sockman?

(Ted): Yeah, that dude nearly killed me!

(Bill): I know, he's like God or something!

Sockman by Sockman January 15, 2009

Suckument 

A poorly written or defined business document

Who the hell wrote this suckument??

Suckument by ibchupacabra October 28, 2011

Sockumentation 

(noun) the act of putting something hard in a sock and hitting a customer with it because the did not read the documentation

This one did not read the manual. I need to provide some Sockumentation.

Sockumentation by DenUrandom May 4, 2020

shockumentary 

A documentary style film that is designed and presented so as to shock and possibly anger the audience towards the subject of the documentary. The views presented are usually one sided and in some cases are based on conspiracy theories.

"Farenheit 911", "Loose Change", "Walmart: The high cost of low prices" and "Who killed the electric car?" are all examples of a shockumentary.

shockumentary by Woody76 November 25, 2006

shockumentum 

A helpless feeling of panic and rage brought on by the steep learning curve associated with Documentum.

My templates are not associated to my content files and these geeks keep telling me my relationships are screwed up.

I've got a serious case of shockumentum!

shockumentum by Mark Procopio December 12, 2007

sockmonger 

One who blatantly steals socks, disregarding correct practice. A sockmonger will often go to extreme measures to acquire socks.

"Our gardner is such a sockmonger. That's the third pair of navy blue school socks that has mysteriously disappeared!"

sockmonger by Tamin September 24, 2008