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sock ranch 

Noun- A secret location, often between a bed and a wall, were used masturbatory tube socks congregate.
Dude, I'm so embarrassed! My mom found the sock ranch when she was cleaning my room yesterday.
sock ranch by rock79 February 19, 2009
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(adj)- the condition a water bottle is in after being used. 2. the screeching sound heard from squeezing a used bottle.
That bottle is very scranchy after being used for a while.
Scranchy by scranchy1 February 28, 2011
a girl or person who has an array/assortment of sexually transmitted deseases, particularly on mouth or genitals.
ur mad scranchy, u got the scranchyness, alaska is scranchy from the dildo
scranchy by rom rom December 17, 2004
A geordie term for the crisped up skin on pork, normally known as crackling.
Lots of scranchy on my plate when you serve please.
Scranchy by horatio7 September 25, 2006
To beat, rape, destroy, or pwn. Used in MMORPG settings.
I just skranched that n00b warlock with my Ambush Rank 4.
skranch by Fraggles June 10, 2008

Scranch Scranch 

The sound that a plastic bag makes when it is compressed together with any force.
Dude, would you quit that scranch scranch bullshit with the that Publix bag. I'm trying to hear the movie.
Scranch Scranch by xDocRangerx June 29, 2012