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sock puppets 

"Everyone's afraid of something."
"Not everyone, Marge."
"Oh, yeah. Sock puppets."
"Aaaaah! Where?!"
sock puppets by Snake April 25, 2005

sock puppet

An account made on an internet message board, by a person who already has an account, for the purpose of posting more-or-less anonymously.
sock puppet by Ian Maxwell March 14, 2003

sock puppet

1: A fake personality, usually a 'friend' or 'sister,' created by a drama queen/king for the sake of defending him/herself against others in an online forum.

2: Someone who might be an actual person but behaves like the above, defending someone who really deserves no defense.
After mskyootie44 left the board in a snit, she made a sock puppet claiming to be her sister that told us we should all be ashamed of how mean we were because mskyootie was cutting herself in the bathroom.
sock puppet by captainherring April 8, 2005

Sock Puppetting 

(v) The act of cramming one's arm so far up someones ass that you can control all their movements.
The only way that <insert subordinate here> should ever do anything or speak is if you're completely sock puppetting him.

Sock Puppet

When you get a massive erection from your doctor giving you a prostate exam
In college, I used to sock puppet a few guys in my free time at the fraternity. It was a weird experience, but I think I have a new fetish. r/InTheAss."
Sock Puppet by #Bam! March 31, 2022

sock puppet suprise 

When you surprise a woman with an erect boner covered by a sock. She will then mate with you.
"hey i totally got laid last night cus i gave that bitch a sock puppet suprise.
sock puppet suprise by Anulgultch January 31, 2014