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A stupid term that stupid people (mostly americans) use to call FOOTBALL, the REAL definiton of this sport.

It's the KING of world sports, officialy played for more than a hundred years, not some stupid game with a oval ball and a bunch of fucking idiots protected to their tip toes (but still without half of their brain cells).
American fag: I wonder why soccer is so much cooler than our sports.

Normal human: It's called FOOTBALL, you wothless piece of trash! Get the hell outta my sight!
by striker675 May 29, 2005
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n.
1. most popular and the most enjoyable sport in the world

2. target of insults by rednecks and fatasses because they are never fit enough to play a sport that requires such great amount of dedication and commitment

3. gives you sexy, muscular thighs....mmmm....
It is no surprise that Kaka and Beckham are sizzling hot, because they play soccer and they are good at it too!
by Kenny McCor July 09, 2006
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I like to call it football. Football has real class and you can do slick moves with it. All the other sports are scrappy and painful to watch. The World Cup and EURO 2004 are the 2nd and 3rd most watched sporting events in the world. That's why its the WORLD GAME!!!
Wanna go see a sport, check out football.
by luki January 08, 2004
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The greatest sport there is, and if youve never played and u say its gay, shut your fucking piehole, jackass!
by suck a horses balls October 16, 2003
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1. a game where people fall on the field after being touched.

2. a game where it takes a whole 90 minutes to score 2 goals

3. A sport when a high scoring game is boring
Dude did you see that soccer game their was like 6 goals

I know it almost put me to sleep
by yoioas December 23, 2011
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1) One of the few (admittedly) things at which Americans have always sucked (admit it).

2) The best insult you can use to refer to football when talking to a hooligan in England. Nice beating guaranteed.
American: That's not football, you idiot. It's soccer.
Rest of the Word: Oh yeah? Why is it that what YOU call "football" hardly uses the foot?
by FW June 17, 2006
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SOCCER is the most popular sport in the world.FIFA has more members than United Nations for crist's sake, does American Football have mmore than 200 countries playing their lameass game. and why do they call it football when they are using their hands all the time,"its just plain stupid". Why do they call it world series in baseball when only american teams partipcipate in it: because no country wants to play their boring stupid of game and when watching a baseball game and american football you fall asleep because they are f****ing 4- 5hrs long. Case in Point; Soccer is The king of sports.
Soccer rules, the best game ever, FIFA has more 215 countries as members
by soccerplayer 101 June 20, 2006
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