The art of having a wank while in the shower and covered in soap.
I used an entire bar of soap when having numerous soapy wanks this morning in the shower
by Mr. Soap December 28, 2005
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when you take a caution sign, put a mop in it, put a tissue on the top of the mop and put soap on the tissue and then put it in a public bathroom stall.
im gonna put a soapy sailer in that washroom
by firedude266 December 27, 2011
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The first bowel movement taken after being the recipient of anal sex that resulted in anal climax
I went though half a roll of toilet paper after that soapy turtle.
by PyMann September 30, 2020
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Slag word for vagina
Made by a unpopular group of kids in a ghetto ass school in PA
"Omfg her soapy chicken was so loose"
"I don't like soapy chicken I'm gay"
"Her soapy chicken was like throwing a pickle down the hallway"
"I can't look at another chicken after I read this soapy chicken Definition"
by weird ass definitions September 14, 2015
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A soapy handjob describes the benefits of a hand car wash over a fully automatic version. A soapy handjob delivers exceptional results resulting in the owner sensing a high level of ecstasy at the conclusion of the soapy handjob.
Hey Jim that car is filthy mate get it round the garage for a fully automated car wash.
No chance Bob I much prefer a soapy handjob mate. After its done I feel on top of the World.
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When your girl gives you a hand job in the shower using your body wash.
J-"Since we are both naked in the shower we shouldn't waste this opportunity for you to give me a soapy handy."

M-"Get bent, do it yourself."
by Wrenchinfool November 27, 2015
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