Coex Snypes 

A man who suffers from a disorder called "spear brain," they often struggle differing common objects from spears (similar to the ones thrown in Africa).

Person 1: What is this strange, orange, cone shaped spear in the middle of the road?

Person 2: That's a traffic cone you fucking idiot, who are you? Coex Snypes?

Coex Snypes by Not Lamb July 20, 2022

Coex Snypes 

A type of man suffering from something called "spear brain," they often struggle differing everyday objects from a spear, similar to the ones thrown in Africa.

Person 1: What is this orange cone shaped spear doing in the middle of the road?

Person 2: That's a traffic cone you fucking idiot, who are you? Coex Snypes?

Coex Snypes by Not Im Lamb July 20, 2022

don't Snopes me, bro! 

An allegedly humorous declaration one might use in response to being questioned as to the accuracy of their information and/or its source. It is a reference to the phrase don't tase me, bro, as well as the snopes website.

Don't believe everything you read on Snopes, bro...especially if it's about the activities of the CIA, the events of 9/11 or any sexually perverted acts performed by the band 311; they really do rape babies while wearing horse masks. However, if you are trying to discover the truth behind some ridiculous urban legend, such as Rod Stewart drinking gallons of semen or Richard Gere taking a panicky trip to the ER after shoving gerbils up his booty hole, snopes can actually be a semi-decent reference tool. Remember: the less important the information you seek, the less likely snopes will lie to you about it.

Person A

Have you heard why people in the ghetto wear their pants hanging halfway down their asscracks? It started in men's prisons, you see, the 'bitches' use this fashion statement to signal that they are available for getting their a-holes harpooned! (contemptuous laughter)

Isn't that FUNNY?

Person B

That's not true,

Person A

don't Snopes me, bro!

Person B

(ignoring the outburst) ....although the sagging pants fashion trend did originate in prison. In US correctional facilities, inmates of both genders are often issued pants which are too big for them. Since belts are not allowed, they spend every standing moment 'hitching' their pants back up by hand or either letting them drop. Sexual orientation has nothing to do with it.

don't Snopes me, bro! by Lârry Dângüs, esq. August 17, 2013

Wesley Snipes 

The Blackest man alive

I'm serious, Wesley Snipes really is the Blackest man alive.

Wesley Snipes by Ballysox May 4, 2006

Skypesterbation 

When two parties are Skyping and one or both perform self-satisfying sexual acts upon themselves for the pleasure of the other.

My girlfriend and I partake of skypesterbation when she is away on business trips.

Skypesterbation by Jchrizzle July 9, 2010

snapes

sticky, purple, dank dugglets of sweet sweet weed. sticky gooey, residuey, all that good shit wrapped up in a swisher or backwood leaf. snape sticks, snape bars, snape bundles, etc. born out of tha Nasty North Berkeley in California.
synonymous with grapes (a popular strain of purple weed)

Person A: *cough* *cough* "DAAAAMN these snapes is firey son! shits got me coughin like a lil bitch blood!"

Person B: "Fasho fool... these are some potent snapes"

person A:"WOOORRRRD"

snapes by SnapeSucklingSavage November 8, 2007

Skypesturbation

Skypesturbation is the term for masturbating while engaged in communication while using Skype internet telephony; usually involving video.

"This Canadian girl and I have been doing marathon, 3 hour skypesturbation session!"

Skypesturbation by mobbSF November 1, 2009