Snurpes

To inhale a hit of marijuana then taking a shot of hard alcohol before exhaling the weed smoke.

"Did you see how crossfaded Corbin got?"
"Yeah man he was doing snurpes after snurpes after snurpes."

by Snurplife420 July 29, 2013

snurp

To mock someone, primarily through a mix of word play and/or misdirection.

Man 1: I convinced Steve the police sirens by his house were because his mom died.
Man 2: Oh shit! You really snurp't him!

by ThisIsJohnBrown February 22, 2011

Snurp

A snurp is when you burp and sneeze at the same time. Also known as a bneeze, snurps usually have a lag time between the burp and the sneeze (in any order). If really well timed, a snurp can be deadly and can make you throw up your innards. A mass snurp can end civilizations.

Chris does have the ability to produce synchronous snurps.

"By Jove", Dr. Smellford exclaimed," So it is a mass snurp which destroyed Atlantis!"

by Schmuck83 April 18, 2007

snurped

When you sneeze and burp simultaneously.

Guy 1: hachOOO.
Guy 2: What was that man.
Guy 1: Aww I just snurped.
Guy 2: What the heck is that?
Guy 1: You know when you are in the middle of sneezing and you burp.Come on dude.

by Snurp July 23, 2006

Snurp

A mix of a burp and a sneeze

You: I have a cold
Friend: here's some gingerale
You: snurp!!!!!

by Coolio365 December 22, 2013

snurp

When you sneeze a burp at the same time, and in doing so its hurts like hell.

Ben had to sneeze and when he did he burped, and I said hey good snurp, and he said OUCH.

by PV002 February 15, 2009

Snurp

A snurp is when you sneeze and burp at the same time, resulting in a semi- juicy sneeze.

Sarah: Ew, did you hear Kyle make that weird sound?

Maxine: Yeah, i think it was a snurp...

by Falmin Hot Rat November 20, 2018