snowpoke 

a person you are snowboarding with that is slowing you down

I went boarding with Mike the other day and he was a total snowpoke. I had to wait forever.

snowpoke by bella!!! March 9, 2009

snowpoker 

Popular Canadian poker game played outside in the freezing cold weather and the last remaining player takes whatever is left of the pot.

Me and the boys are partaking in a game of snowpoker tonite honey...don't wait up.

snowpoker by the_trapper August 15, 2006

Snowboner

When a snowboarder gets aroused from the epic weather and other snowboarding conditions. In addition, if a fellow boarder does a totally awesome 1080 rodeo flip, that could lead to a snowboner.

Bro: Dude, we got like 12 feet of snow last night. It's awesome bro. I'm going to triple backflip on my first run. You see all the snow on the mountains brah?

Brah: Bro, your story just gave me a snowboner.

Snowboner by Enlicensed One February 11, 2010

SlowPowerHoeing 

Not Living Your Life To The Fullest/Having Sex For Cheap/Paying Some Weak Dude

"You know Eric be hoeing now?" "Whaaat?" "Yea but you know she still mess with Tyler so they not getting no where!" Yea girl she "SlowPowerHoeing" #SLOWPOWERHOEING

SlowPowerHoeing by EastOaklandRoy October 1, 2010

snowmosexual

somebody who has sex with snowmen.

alicia thrust the snowman's icicle deep inside of herself in an act of snowmosexual intercourse.

snowmosexual by alicia morgan April 13, 2006

Snowperbole 

The threat-level red panic and labeling of natural weather patterns as "snowpocalypse" and "SnowMFG" followed by preemptive school/office closing for a storm that, in actuality, produced 4 inches of accumulation.

Thanks to Bloomberg's snowperbole we don't have work today.

Snowperbole by delightful_sin February 10, 2010

Snowpiercing 

When Hala speak her train of thought without stop like snow piercer train chasing the day light to survive. She will NEVER stop.

Hala snowpiercing us yesterday with her date story.

Snowpiercing by HalkOoom August 26, 2021