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Snowboating 

When you motorboat a hooker after covering her chest with cocaine.
Dude, Tony Montana was snowboating with that hooker so hard!
Snowboating by Pandemic314 May 13, 2018

snowboating 

The sport of sledging combined with that of kayaking. usually done by students in winter when the rivers are either frozen or too cold to paddle. Involves sliding down a hill in a kayak using your paddle to steer the kayak away from obstacles such as trees and small children
I'm going snowboating in Balloch park this weekend!
snowboating by kayaker101 November 30, 2010

snowboarding 

One of the greatest sports ever invented. Combines some of the most amazing aspects of nature with high speed, technical skill and bliss.
Snowboarding is as good as sex
snowboarding by brendan March 20, 2004

snowboarding 

refers to the action of snorting a line of cocaine off a man's erect genitalia
"'Dude a girl at the club was totally snowboarding me last night'
'Man, that must've been a short line of cocaine."'
snowboarding by SheSleepsIStrike February 13, 2014

Mexican Snowboarding 

Sliding down a hill of dirt or grass on a trash can lid.
Hey, Juanito, poot down yer taco and let's go Mexican snowboarding on the dirt pile before those other beaners get there.

showboating 

Adding unnecessary style flurishes to skilled activities, often beyond ones skill level, increasing the risk, and usually used to taunt or impress others.
That skateboarder was showboating to impress that girl when he broke his ankle.

The Washington Generals were down 150 to 10 but the Globetrotters were still showboating for the crowd.
showboating by DalethGimel January 3, 2009