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A wee toon on the Bonnie Bonnie Banks of Loch Lomond in Dunbartonshire Scotland. It is where the River Leven meets Loch Lomond (the biggest loch in Scotland), popular with tourists and locals who enjoy hiking, boating and a few confused ones who come looking for the monster.
A famous folk song was written for the Balloch area:

You tak the high road an' I'll tak the low
an' I'll be in Scotland afore ye

For me an' my true love will ne'er meet again
on the bonnie, bonnie banks of Loch Lomond.
by brawquine April 19, 2009
Misspelling of bollocks. Similar case to bullocks.

Def: Testicles
Did you see that?!? Got 'em right in the ballochs
by Barcie Rhom October 11, 2011
Balls or testicles, commonly used as a pseudonym for talking rubbish or nonsense
"He was talking ballochs though wasn't he??" (Clive Anderson, QI, Season 1, Episode 8, 13m32s)

"I couldn't stand being around her for another second, she was talking absolute ballochs"
by B Jones 1984 December 30, 2011
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