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Snowballesque 

Adjective - "denoting an unpredictable volatile nature of character, usually induced by excessive consumption of cocaine and alcohol and typically resulting in a seemingly unwarranted succession of violence, crying and vomiting "
The evening started with a few casual drinks and ended up in a snowballesque rampage of pagan aggression and the looting of lemonade and sandwiches from the local co-operative supermarket.
Snowballesque by Cannyguy January 5, 2022

grassy snowballs

An excessively hairy, untamed set of testicles that were submerged in fresh snowfall.

*May or may not be the precursor to a cold tea bag.
"Jerome, what are you doing out there naked, we're in the middle of a snow storm. I'm creating some grassy snowballs, go get the camera Barbara Anne!"

"We're in the middle of a heated moment, and he left me to go outside in the freezing cold snow event completely nude.....he comes back and tries to give me a cold tea bag with those grassy snowballs".
grassy snowballs by mr. gmoney December 27, 2010

Snowballer

A person who sucks dick, gets cummed in his/her mouth. Then makes out with the person who cummed in their mouth while still having cum in their mouth.
Snowballer by A friend August 14, 2003

A snowballs chance in hell

A phrase used to describe something with a very low possibilty of happening/succeeding.

(Plays on the idea that hell is hot so the snow would melt)
Guy 1: I'm so guna hit that!
Guy 2: Dude, you ain't got a snowballs chance in hell.

snowballed 

An exchange of semen during oral sex.

A guy ejaculates into his partner's mouth during oral sex, and then semen is passed back into the mouth of the guy who just ejaculated through kissing.

This can involve multiple partners, and the term can also be used when the guy who just came didn't know his partner was going to transfer his semen back to him.
Fred's girlfriend is giving him oral sex; she ejaculates and she gives him a big wet french kiss before she swallows. Fred's been snowballed!
snowballed by elementalangst May 25, 2006

a snowballs chance in hell

The chance a snowball has before it is obliterated by the fire and brimstone of hell, kind of like the chance frosty the snowman has against a military grade flamethrower or popsicle against the heat of the sun
"theres a snowballs chance in hell of that guy jumping that and not breaking every bone in his body"