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Portuguese Snowblower 

A Portuguese Snowblower is a brush of soft bristles used to remove sand from one's feet at the beach.
My towel was far away from the water, by the time I got to it my feet were covered in so much sand that I had to use my Portuguese Snowblower.
Portuguese Snowblower by SG5 August 27, 2016
Snowbaz is only the greatest gay ship in the world of mages consisting of Baz Pitch and Simon Snow. It comes from Rainbow Rowell's Carry on.
Person1:"have you read Carry On?"

Person2:"yes! I love Snowbaz!!"
snowbaz by XxacexX December 29, 2016

Portuguese Snowblower 

When you’re blowing some Colombian sinus sauce (aka cocain) off a girls back door (typically Hispanic) and she farts coviering your face in the Colombian bam-bam.
Person 1: “Bro what happened you look like you fell into a bag of flour”
Person 2: “nah I just a Portuguese Snowblower from that Mexican girl over there.”

sticky snowfall 

when you’re banging a girl and before you cum you pull out, spray it in the air and make her catch it like snowflakes
she got the sticky snowfall last night
sticky snowfall by slippery stagg December 29, 2020

slowballer 

a guy who takes his sweet time to cum during sex even though she is totally ready to finish.
Ughh, fucking Jonny is so exhausting, he always takes so much time! He's such a slowballer.
slowballer by SMBerlin February 10, 2018

wikipedia snowball

Like a snowball rolling down a mountain, growing ever larger as it continues toward the bottom, a wikipedia snowball occurs when one researches something on the wikipedia, only to then click link after link into subsequent articles of interest until, suddenly, several hours have passed.
Jim: "I'm sorry I'm late, I got caught in a wikipedia snowball. I was looking for information on the new James Bond movie and suddenly four hours had passed. On the bright side, now I know what happens in Marvel Zombies, I can tell you how astronomers gauge the temperature of stars, and why World War I started."

Jim's Boss: "You're still fired."

Jim: "Fuck."
wikipedia snowball by gadiv March 20, 2008