14 definitions by gadiv
by gadiv January 9, 2009
Vaginoskepsis is derived from the term Omphaloskepsis, which is the contemplation of one's navel as an aid to meditation. Vaginoskepsis is therefor the contemplation of one's vagina.
Omphaloskepsis comes from Greek omphalos (navel) + skepsis (act of looking, examination). Contemporary use of the word is usually made in jest, as "navel-gazing" is more commonly associated with being self-absorbed or involved in pursuits primarily fueled by egotism.
In this vein, Vaginoskepsis refers to being vaginally egocentric. A vaginoskeptic person, typically female and identifying with feminist thought, evaluates the world and the merits of matters in terms that relate to the vagina - more broadly, in terms relating to sex and gender roles, misogyny, and evaluating everything for its potential to sleight or repress females. Particularly vaginoskeptic persons will find ways to infer offense to any given thing, regardless of its actually being misogynistic.
Omphaloskepsis comes from Greek omphalos (navel) + skepsis (act of looking, examination). Contemporary use of the word is usually made in jest, as "navel-gazing" is more commonly associated with being self-absorbed or involved in pursuits primarily fueled by egotism.
In this vein, Vaginoskepsis refers to being vaginally egocentric. A vaginoskeptic person, typically female and identifying with feminist thought, evaluates the world and the merits of matters in terms that relate to the vagina - more broadly, in terms relating to sex and gender roles, misogyny, and evaluating everything for its potential to sleight or repress females. Particularly vaginoskeptic persons will find ways to infer offense to any given thing, regardless of its actually being misogynistic.
Anita Sarkeesian's vaginoskepsis is so pervasive in her work, she could spin eating a taco into a crass victimization of women, making Mexican food the wife-beater of international cuisine.
by gadiv June 4, 2013
noun:
a male or female who has an insane aesthetic sense and inordinate interest in bottling urine, pulling knives on people, and possibly wearing somebody else's face as a mask or making a human skin suit, similar to that of John Wayne Gacy or the fictional Jame Gumb, "Buffalo Bill", in Silence of the Lambs. But, like, dead sexy in addition to being dangerous creepy and in need of medication.
adjective:
1. to exhibit characteristics of a psychosexual
2. exhibiting undeniable animal magnetism of a distinctly sexual nature despite being dangerous or maladjusted
Etymology: blend of psychotic + sexual
Usage: informal
a male or female who has an insane aesthetic sense and inordinate interest in bottling urine, pulling knives on people, and possibly wearing somebody else's face as a mask or making a human skin suit, similar to that of John Wayne Gacy or the fictional Jame Gumb, "Buffalo Bill", in Silence of the Lambs. But, like, dead sexy in addition to being dangerous creepy and in need of medication.
adjective:
1. to exhibit characteristics of a psychosexual
2. exhibiting undeniable animal magnetism of a distinctly sexual nature despite being dangerous or maladjusted
Etymology: blend of psychotic + sexual
Usage: informal
Brad: "Daaamn, that girl is fine."
Chad: "You don't want anything to do with Taedra, she's psychosexual. Sure, she's hot as Satan's balls, but she does things like stuffing a finger in your ass when you're taking a nap and licking her envelopse with her gash. Also, she pulled a knife on me once when we were playing Monopoly."
Brad: "As long as I'm the racecar, I'll risk it, dude."
Chad: "You don't want anything to do with Taedra, she's psychosexual. Sure, she's hot as Satan's balls, but she does things like stuffing a finger in your ass when you're taking a nap and licking her envelopse with her gash. Also, she pulled a knife on me once when we were playing Monopoly."
Brad: "As long as I'm the racecar, I'll risk it, dude."
by gadiv December 3, 2008
An amusing, "clean" insult featured in Orbit gum commercials as part of their "Dirty Mouth? Clean it up with Orbit" promotion that highlighted the gum's approval by the American Dental Association and Indian Dental Association due to its ability to improve dental health.
The cleanly insulting "donkey door" is probably a replacement for "asshole" as donkeys are also called asses and doors are portals, or holes.
The cleanly insulting "donkey door" is probably a replacement for "asshole" as donkeys are also called asses and doors are portals, or holes.
Why don't you check your donkey door?
by gadiv November 3, 2009
Pronunciation Key (YOO-ni-tee)
iadj./i
1. Of or pertaining to the unit (a.k.a. "penis")
2. Likened, as in by reference, to the unit (a.k.a. "penis")
iadj./i
1. Of or pertaining to the unit (a.k.a. "penis")
2. Likened, as in by reference, to the unit (a.k.a. "penis")
by gadiv August 6, 2006
Freestalling in practice:
(A phat beat plays.)
Rap Artist: YEAH, BOY...
(Rap Artist moves with rhythm and determination.)
Rap Artist: UH-HUH...
(Rap Artist performs urban gesticulations to get into his creative flow.)
Rap Artist: YEAH, WHAT ... WHAT ...
(Rap Artist is finding difficulty arranging words into profound lyrics.)
Rap Artist: UHHHHHH....
(A phat beat continues to play in hopes of dope rhymes.)
(A phat beat plays.)
Rap Artist: YEAH, BOY...
(Rap Artist moves with rhythm and determination.)
Rap Artist: UH-HUH...
(Rap Artist performs urban gesticulations to get into his creative flow.)
Rap Artist: YEAH, WHAT ... WHAT ...
(Rap Artist is finding difficulty arranging words into profound lyrics.)
Rap Artist: UHHHHHH....
(A phat beat continues to play in hopes of dope rhymes.)
by gadiv August 12, 2010
Foreplay technique, performed by inserting one's hand or fist into a partner's anus and rectum, to the wrist, then inquiring as to what time it is.
Rob performed The Rusty Watch on Kathleen, pushing his hand betwixt her buttocks to his wrist, then asked of her the time of day, to which she cordially responded "Ohhh - it's ... it's like 2:30 or something... mmm."
by gadiv January 18, 2009