Snowblinded

To temporarily blind ones self with ones own violent, projectile ejaculation.

Jerry snowblinded himself when his sister opened the door to his bedroom.

by Beautiful Atrocity December 29, 2015

snowblind

1. Being in denial of cocaine's effects
2. The ecstacy of a cocaine high
3. Temporary loss of vision due to usage of cocaine

Brodie is too snowblind to see that he has a problem with cocaine.

by Techman August 13, 2005

Snowblind

Snowblind is when a person of color (any color) will mostly or only date white people.

That guy is snowblind because he only dates white gals.

by JR & Snowflake February 29, 2008

Snowblind

The temporary or impaired loss of sight from looking at something extremely bright or brilliant or reflective of a bright light. Eg: white beach sand, snow, or a smooth water surface.

"I cant see the trail marker inside the treeline, im snow blind from not wearing my tinted ski goggles."

"Oh wow, that woman is so beautiful I am snowblind from seeing her!"

by sudonim. September 5, 2019

Snowblind

1. Blissfully unaware of a dangerous or embarrassing situation.
2. The condition of which one cannot see during a blizzard.
3. A song by Black Sabbath.

1. "John is snowblind to the fact that his girlfriend is cheating on him."
2. "The blizzard out there will snowblind you!"
3. "Dude, Ozzy was friggin awesome crackin Snowblind at his latest tour!"

by Jerry August 20, 2004

snowblind

The condition of experiencing large amounts of pain due to reflection of light from snow into (unprotected) eyes. Often problematic at high altitudes and at polar regions.

Peter, not taking the proper precautions, broke his ankle on Everest due to being snowblind.

by Denzil June 11, 2005

snowblind

when a guy jacks off behind his unaware girlfriend, cums on his hands, then puts his hands over his girlfriend's eyes while saying 'guess who'.

guy1: so what did u get upto last night?
guy2: I snowblinded your mom!

by naynaynay February 18, 2008