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Snotmaster 

A person who recklessly blows his nose and gets snot all over everything.

For example a tennis player who uses a finger to block one nostril then blows out the other nostril onto the court, not caring whether his opponent might slip on the snot after they change sides.
Andre Agassi is not only a US Open Champion, but also a Snotmaster of the highest caliber.

When his opponent slipped on his tennis court snot and was injured, Andre was awarded the match by default.

Saltwater Balls 

Saltwater balls is when you get out of the beach after a long time and it irritates your balls and the sides near them. It causes you to walk like a duck with feces hanging out his butthole. It burns and it needs irritation cream.
DAAYUUUMM! Did you see David? He's walking around like a duck. Yesterday he went to the beach. He might've gotten Saltwater balls.

Snotterfall 

The stream of mucus emitting from the nasal passages commonly seen on the upper lip of young children.
The child would often sport a snotterfall until his mother helped him blow his nose.
Snotterfall by Slifer December 9, 2010

snowtercycle 

The more appropriate way to refer to a snowmobile. It drives on snow, it has handlebars, and it has wheels (well, sorta), so there's enough grounds to put it in the bike family. Similar to calling a jet-ski a boatercycle.
I take my snowtercycle up to the slopes every other weekend to shred some powder.
snowtercycle by Fat & Furious February 6, 2014

Dr Stowaters 

A very racist youtuber. He says the n-word all the tim
some guy: im going to watch Dr Stowaters
me: dont he will say the n-word
the guy: *Dies from racism*
Dr Stowaters by Svooper February 28, 2022

Shitwater Colonic

That one shit that drops so hard and so fast (almost Matrix style) that before your asshole has a chance to close you get a nice splash of ShitWater back in your hole!
Damnit man, I just got a Shitwater Colonic!
Shitwater Colonic by X4ndur August 10, 2006