A facial tissue or square of bathroom tissue screwed into a tapered spiral (resembling the blending stick used by pastel artists), which is used instead of a finger to excavate a nostril (for reasons of hygiene or disposability).
She: "Eew! I can't believe that you're using a snot snail in front of me!"
He: "OH? Would you prefer it if I used my finger to get out the booger? Or if I used yours?"
He: "OH? Would you prefer it if I used my finger to get out the booger? Or if I used yours?"
by Boreal Badger August 2, 2008
Get the snot snailmug. Damn, I really wish this old lady would get out of the way, she's driving as slow as snail snot
I've been waiting hours for this download to finish, it's about as fast as snail snot.
I've been waiting hours for this download to finish, it's about as fast as snail snot.
by Reaper1242 August 31, 2010
Get the slow as snail snotmug. by bearhunter01 December 3, 2011
Get the slower than snail snot on a winter daymug.