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Snot ball 

when someone takes a huge snot rip off a r!g
i know it’s your first time hitting this but i won’t give you a snot ball of a hit
Snot ball by ChromeTipDip December 19, 2021

Ball Snot 

Ball Snot is a slang term for Sperm, generally used to disgust people for show, also referred to as Baby Batter / Man Milk.
I Can't belive she swallowed my ball snot.
Ball Snot by Lee H May 26, 2006

It's not like I kicked the Pope in the balls. 

When someone does something wrong but, relatively speaking, it's not that bad.
Becca: Jim, you can't talk that way to old people.
Jim: It's not like I kicked the Pope in the balls.

As long as balls don't touch , It's not gay. 

A saying which is used when someone is in an awkward situation where male companions may be too close for comfort.

Usually this phrase will only be used in a joking fashion.

Litteraly meant, You are too close for comfort but it cant be helped right now.
Person 1 "Lets just get in the car, al be it way too close."
Person 2 As long as balls don't touch , It's not gay.

grassy snowballs

An excessively hairy, untamed set of testicles that were submerged in fresh snowfall.

*May or may not be the precursor to a cold tea bag.
"Jerome, what are you doing out there naked, we're in the middle of a snow storm. I'm creating some grassy snowballs, go get the camera Barbara Anne!"

"We're in the middle of a heated moment, and he left me to go outside in the freezing cold snow event completely nude.....he comes back and tries to give me a cold tea bag with those grassy snowballs".
grassy snowballs by mr. gmoney December 27, 2010

A snowballs chance in hell

A phrase used to describe something with a very low possibilty of happening/succeeding.

(Plays on the idea that hell is hot so the snow would melt)
Guy 1: I'm so guna hit that!
Guy 2: Dude, you ain't got a snowballs chance in hell.