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5. snortle
swallowed phlegm after a more or less violent attempt into dislodging it.
1- All you'se getting for lunch is a wank and a snortle young man!

2- So me an' Jimbo here well we went fishing hey? *snortle* and we .....
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1. snortle
The half snort, half chortle noise made when amused by something ridiculous, but trying to avoid laughing out loud.
1.
I couldn't help but snortle at her witty and unflattering description of her ex.

2.
A: ... but it wasn't very good.
B: *snortle*
2. Snortle
A laugh so enthusiastic it induces snorting.
Listening to Bill Hicks always makes me snortle.
3. Snortle
New found pokemon who is known for her loud snorting. Also known as Snortler.
Guy 1: Did you just snort?

Guy 2: Oh no thats just my new pokemon Snortle.
4. snortle
When you're chuckling, but you accidentally snort out all of your coke.
Guy 1:hahahaaha that's so funny....

Guy 2:HAHAHAHAH OH SHIT MY COKE!

Guy 1:Goddamn, you snortled the last bit of my dime!
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