Snoring Starfish 

The snoring starfish is the name given to a sexually destroyed female who has assumed the starfish position and passed out. Unlike regular snoring, the snoring starfish gains its famous name from the small but potent spunk bubble queefs that are emitted from her creampied vagina.

"Holy shit dude, I took this tinder date home last night.. I was debating asking her out on a second date but then she became a snoring starfish..."

Snoring Starfish by Dr Mantis Toboggan April 25, 2019

snoring boring

really really boring... so boring as to make you crash so hard that you would snore

i tried to watch that movie castaway with tom hanks, but it was snoring boring

snoring boring by littleB-) June 30, 2009

Butt snoring 

A sometimes loud, always odorous, expulsion from the butt which occurs while sleeping. Also see fart.

Woman: I hardly slept at all last night.

Man: Why? Was I snoring?

Woman: Not exactly. You were butt snoring, which is why I ended up sleeping in the guest room.

Butt snoring by Sethington June 26, 2008

snoring

sleepind disorder (noise made by some while they sleep can be quiet or loud) can happen once in a while or every night

wee child:Mommy, Mommy theres a monster in the house makeing strange sound while i try to sleep no thats your father snoring."don't worry it scares us all"

snoring by Ryan August 5, 2004

snoring ejaculator 

the act of sleep talking then all of a sudden coming

Alexander is a snoring ejaculator.

snoring ejaculator by Paul Von Sugar April 7, 2010

Anal snoring

The action of farting in your sleep and having the flatulence sound like snoring.

"Man, you were doing some major anal snoring last night"

Anal snoring by alexl0923 February 9, 2009

Dad's Snoring 

The snoring that your father makes that can cause bad ear damage or worse
The snoring that makes birds fall out of trees and crickets stop chirping

Josh: Hey James, why is everyone walking away from you?
James:...
Josh: Bro why won't you answer me?
Me: Didn't you hear? His Dad's snoring caused him permanent ear damage. Dad's snoring is contagious.

Dad's Snoring by Ariel Aries April 4, 2021