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Snoqualmie Ridge 

A shitty suburb outside Seattle Washington. Predominantly white. If you’re not white you’ll probably find a 15 year old white body that idolizes little Uzi vert and plays COD asking you for “a pass”. You’ll most likely see some high schoolers doing drugs at the skatepark then yelling “Fuck 12” after Snopo patrols.
Do you know any towns full of oblivious bastards?

Yeah Snoqualmie Ridge
Snoqualmie Ridge by calicostomper November 22, 2020

Snoqualmie Ridge 

Snoqualmie Ridge is a predominately white town in the Cascade Foothills. Most of the Moms are in their 40s and run around in their Lulumon yoga pants with the stroller and large dog in tow. If you're not white y ou will be ignored or ostracized.

The bratty spoiled kids will vandalize your home and think your lawn and driveway as their own personal playground.

People let their dogs runaround loose. The worst offender is actually a state trooper.
There is a TPC golf course that is primarily for white folk. Don't go in there if your not white, you may not get service.

The neighborhood has gotten more diverse with the influx of Indians who are very loud.
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Snoqualmie Ridge by LoveHandes October 11, 2016

Snoqualmie Pass 

The Best place for snowboarding in the Northwest. Its where all the pussy skiers die and pro-boarders survive.
Hey, lets go kill all the noob skiers at snoqualmie pass.
Snoqualmie Pass by Proboarder January 22, 2008

Snoqualmie Ridge 

Snoqualmie ridge is a lovely little town in western Washington in the foothills of the cascade mountains! Well mainly stereo typed as a town full of spoiled rich kids who go to Starbucks everyday they are not! Not everyone may be nice and some kids are spoiled but a lot of really nice and work themselves for their own clothes and crap. Don't believe the rumors about the people here cause it's usually just gossip! It is a safe community but for people who live there kind of boring! The weather also sucks a lot but that goes for most of Washington! When it is sunny it is beautiful and fun!
"Oh those kids are from Snoqualmie Ridge.." Said in snarky voice!
"Well I know them and they are actually really nice"

Snoqualmie Valley 

Snoqualmie Valley is a super old town. It's the gross part of Snoqualmie. The kids there think they're better than everyone, just because they don't live on the Ridge. Sorry to break it to ya guys, but at least Ridge kids aren't a bunch of drug doing hicks. The valley needs to be remodeled..extremely badly. The houses are falling apart because nobody wants to deal with the fact they're in a flood zone. You don't wanna get hit by floods? Don't move somewhere where they hit every year. They're not very wealthy, and are extremely jealous that Ridgers can afford nice houses. Valley kids complain about not having nice houses, but in reality they just spend all their money on pointless stuff. They like to feel sorry for themselves, and like to blame the Ridge for everything that goes wrong, when really it's their faults.
"Dang dude this town sucks...it must be snoqualmie valley."

"everything is the Ridge's fault!" "oh you must be from the valley if you believe that lie!"
You are either VERY fucking drunk or you are an alien.
"snoqj."

"Umm. I don't understand you Mr Alien"
snoqj by Kate's Computer June 7, 2021