When you talk to someone and they completely ignore you until after you try to get your point across. Usually happens between two co-workers when one does not pay attention to the other because they are in their own little world. They usually follow your last word with a quick and abrupt "huh" which at that point the initiator of the conversation has to tediously repeat himself. Sometimes this happens twice with the same main idea.
I was telling my co-worker of a funny incident that happened this past week and they just Vangi-Snoozed on me and paid me no mind.
by mikey4179 November 24, 2010
The art of turning snooze off on your alarm after being woken up, and going back to sleep in the hope that your body will be the only alarm you need. Often goes disastrously wrong when you wake up and your lecture started 20 minutes ago.
1) "Sorry I'm late for the meeting boss, but I was so hungover this morning that I decided to do a risky snooze and I didn't wake up till your secretary rang, you're cool with that right?"
2) "Hey, where'd you get that black eye?"
"Well I slept with my mates wife, I was gonna leave before he got back, but I was tired so I had a risky snooze just before he came in"
3) "You look fresh"
"Yeah, I totally had a successful risky snooze"
4) "You're forty minutes late for your exam, you will not get the time back"
"But I have an excuse"
"What is it?"
"I went for a risky snooze but didn't wake up in time"
"That's okay then, don't worry I'll talk to the chief examiner about this"
5) The thought process goes -
I'm wide awake and ready to face a new day.
*turns off alarm*
*sits up*
Actually I'm still quite tired.
*lays down*
The alarm is SO far away, screw it I probably won't fall too much asleep.
*wakes up*
"FUCK"
*late*
2) "Hey, where'd you get that black eye?"
"Well I slept with my mates wife, I was gonna leave before he got back, but I was tired so I had a risky snooze just before he came in"
3) "You look fresh"
"Yeah, I totally had a successful risky snooze"
4) "You're forty minutes late for your exam, you will not get the time back"
"But I have an excuse"
"What is it?"
"I went for a risky snooze but didn't wake up in time"
"That's okay then, don't worry I'll talk to the chief examiner about this"
5) The thought process goes -
I'm wide awake and ready to face a new day.
*turns off alarm*
*sits up*
Actually I'm still quite tired.
*lays down*
The alarm is SO far away, screw it I probably won't fall too much asleep.
*wakes up*
"FUCK"
*late*
by ugotpauld December 8, 2011
by Scalcar March 10, 2009
The period of time when one's desire to stay in bed is so strong they repeatedly hit the snooze bar on their alarm clock, without conciously being aware of it.
by VHosey December 24, 2006
Last night I was awake til 4 am masterbinating to bacon-wrapped midget pegging porn, so when my alarm went off this morning, I snooze pumpered it 16 times, which is why I was late to my job as a monkey loader.
by Dragonwolf November 23, 2018
"Why were you late again to work"
"Because I hit the snooze button for over an hour"
"You are such a snooze whore"
"Because I hit the snooze button for over an hour"
"You are such a snooze whore"
by Mojo R.C. August 12, 2007
The period of time between when your alarm clock initially wakes you up (you turn it off instead of hitting 'snooze'), and when you actually get out of bed. After it's off and you're still lying there 'resting your eyes for a couple more minutes' you risk the chance of falling back asleep without an alarm clock to wake you up this time.
Jim: Why were you 15 minutes late today?
Bob: I woke up on time, but then I had unprotected snooze and, well, you know the rest.
Bob: I woke up on time, but then I had unprotected snooze and, well, you know the rest.
by Rutherford Jones June 9, 2009