quantum spookiness 

Any shit that scientists cannot explain, like atoms changing characteristics to identical ones when they're totally separate and disconnected, or measuring the width of hair by imagining how wide it is. Using lasers. Yeah, I know, wtf.

Scott Married a woman!?! Thats fucking quantum spookiness.

quantum spookiness by Matt BB October 15, 2003

Captain Smoothness 

n. One who does nothing, but screws up anything they attempt to do.

"Way to go Captain Smoothness!! You screwed up again!"

Captain Smoothness by Frazier May 30, 2006

smoothness

A computer attribute that supposedly equates to unwaveringly consistent performance.

AMD users on AMDzone invented this term to rationalize their ownership of inferior processors when compared to Intel's current offering.

Yo, this Phailnom II may not be able to render like that i7-920, but I prefer smoothness over sheer performance.

smoothness by MyMomMyMom December 7, 2009

swootness 

A simple combination of woot and sweetness, in order to show more excitment

Guy 1: "hey man, i just got a big screen TV!"
Guy 2: "swootness!, can come and see it?

swootness by Zain76 August 19, 2008

Mutual spookiness 

When after a date, neither person contacts the other. Different than ghosting.

That date didn't go very well man, but I expect there'll be some mutual spookiness and she won't text me.

Mutual spookiness by Apex Grazer December 3, 2022

Snooties 

To take a shot of any 35%+ alcohol, and 'snooting' as much as one can in one snort and proceeding to drink the rest. (Although double and triple are acceptable from one snootie).

It is, however key to experiance as much drip from your snooties for maximum satisfaction and mess.

If one is a beginner snooter they may want to add coke or other mixers to lighten their first snooter. But remember: this may reasult in pars.

UUURRRHHH the veins were busting from your head after the phat snooties you just snooted.

Snooties by MC Mahatma Scratbag July 25, 2011

snooties 

a narcotic (alkaloid) extracted from coca leaves; used as a surface anesthetic or taken for pleasure; can become powerfully addictive

Mellowman sure loves his snooties

snooties by MELLOWMAN_LOVES_SNOOTIES March 3, 2011