When a girl swallows the dick and balls then still has enough room to tongue punch the fart box.

When a lady can give a BJ and a rim job at the same time.

An incredibly experienced sexual act performed by a modern day whore.

When a ho surprises you with the tongue while she still has the dick and balls in your mouth.
Bro that girl was a super freak she gave me the snooki surprise.

She looks like a slut I bet she can give a mean snooki surprise.

He's so hot I'd totally give him a snooki surprise.

My husband doesn't pay attention to me anymore. Have you ever gave him a snooki surprise? I Know it's slutty but if you can't swallow the whole thing then just try the balls. Make sure the mother fucker showers before he comes to bed haha.
by Crazy charismatic August 7, 2017
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The act of having sexual intercourse with the "poof" of a guidette.
Yo brah! I totally Snookie Punched the shit outta that girl last night!
by WakerJaker May 23, 2010
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Toga wearing mexapino who is refused service at local dive bars.
The River City Snooki was on the prowl after drinking a few wine decanters and ninja bombing the wedding.
by KEvans September 16, 2010
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A woman who is very ugly, and tans way too much.
Sara: "Have you seen the new girl? She needs to spend more time inside."

Danny: "She's Snooki's pretty sister."
by awesomecookies July 24, 2010
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A famous creature (unknown why) in jersey shore, that wants smoosh smoosh, apearently it will rape men and boys. To beat this creature, you must be from Jersey and you must slap her in the face.
by GuidoWhoFistPumps October 17, 2010
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People of Asian descent who take on characteristics of "Snooky" from Jersey Shore. Are highly discriminatory towards any culture except for the Asian culture.
"Asian Snooky Syndrome (A.S.S.)" Dressing inappropriately, carrying ridiculously expensive handbags, driving luxury cars, behaving like a low class individual and all around doing nothing to deserve it. Most synonymous with spoiled F.O.B.'s
by BigWillyK April 29, 2012
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