The act of scoring from the exposed underwear of members of the opposite sex. When a colour of underwear is spotted, the spotter will then shout out the score, which corresponds to the score given to the balls in snooker. This also allows plenty of gratuitous letching by spotters mates.
Red = 1 point
yellow = 2 points
Green = 3 points
Brown = 4 points
Blue = 5 points
Pink = 6 points
Black = 7 points
White = -4 points
Commando = 147 break!
by Kieran January 17, 2004
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That moment when you find it difficult to function after taking 1 too many pellets!
Oh man they pellets are brilliant, I'm pure snookered.
by Peas and Gravy August 23, 2009
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Interjection by a 3rd party whilst in sales negotiations, resulting in a previously interested party refusing what is almost certainly the best life changing product and/or service they would ever invest in.

The financial equivalent of a cock block.

Also known as a dough blow, a bread shred, a buck shuck or a dinero interfero.
"I'd been on the phone for half an hour and she was ready to take the banana grater, fish juicer and cheese bat, along with extended warranty; she was just about to give me her card details when her husband got back and performed a lucre snooker. I got no bonus that day and had to eat from the trash."
by jivehoneyjive March 23, 2008
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a term of endearment and affection on par with pookie and possum.
goodnight snooker chunks
by obrigado June 12, 2006
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Anal sex.

Not to be confused with poop snookered
Hey baby, you down for some poop snooker tonight?
by CapTim November 19, 2008
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Playing snooker in the dark in a locked room until someone comes along with the key and releases the survivor.
You've fucked my mom for the last time - you and me are gonna play some no surrender snooker!!!

...what? I don't know what that means you fucking prick.
by Anonymous February 24, 2003
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Snooker snatchin is the term for the female equivalent/version of pocket pool.
Mary was obviously snooker snatchin at her desk cause I seen her hand in her pants pocket.
by Shea Verbusche February 10, 2023
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