snockered 

To drink until vision and sight are impaired and all feeling has left one's body resulting in the "snockered" individual engaging in life-threatening or stupid activities, i.e. sledding, climbing school rooftops, flirting with girls half your age...

After finishing a case of beer, SLU was so snockered he began hitting on a girl half his age.

snockered by SLU August 23, 2004

snookered 

to be exhausted, or in a bad situation. snookered is a broadly used term which has a variety of meanings. A common definition of snookered, is to be fucked . Snookered is usually used in the phrase "fucking snookered". This basically means "absolutely fucked.

Nick: Shit man, you look tired.
Jackson: Yeah man, we pulled an all nighter. I'm fucking snookered.

snookered by CaptainAwesome69 July 22, 2011

snockered 

Extremely drunk; obliterated; wasted.

Let's go out and get properly snockered to celebrate your birthday!

snockered by Sarah Rose November 12, 2003

Shnokered 

Wasted off your ass, usually resulting in the loss of your clothes.

Dude, did you hear bout Zach, he got so shnokered the other night he ended up in the Wal Mart parking lot in his whitey tighties.

Shnokered by Zachary Orr January 14, 2009

snookered 

fooled

I've been snookered.

snookered by Big Swede June 20, 2003

snookered 

tipsy; drunk; inebriated

I decided to get a bit snookered tonight.

snookered by Duct-Tape Dan July 26, 2003

snockered 

to get wasted from the use of alcohol

dude we are going to get so snockered this weekend!

snockered by Laura September 27, 2004