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Snitties 

Snake titties, namely one of an anthropomorphic snake of some sort.
“Oh my god, Roman, stop staring at Dee’s snitties and judge the case!”

Dee, pal, your name isn’t ‘Jealousy’, calm thy snitties.”

“Hhhng, Thomas, I’m trying to convince you to take the callback, but I’m dummy thicc, and the clap of my snitties is distracting the judge.”
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Skinchies 

Expression used by children in NE England, whereby you cross your fingers and shout "Skinchies" to be safe or claim immunity when playing a game.

Can be nullified by another player shouting "Nae skinchies!" while your fingers are uncrossed.
“I'm not out I've got skinchies.”
"You can't tag me, I've got skinchies."
Skinchies by BigScotsLass October 31, 2014

Shitchest 

A radical feminist ,with no desire for children, who often places fecal matter from her 17 cats inside her chest cavity, similarly where Iron Man Tony Stark would place his coveted arc reactor.
Kayla has been posting about Elizabeth Warren's courageous veracity all week. I'll never understand why she aspires to be such a shitchest.
Shitchest by ProudBoysOhio February 8, 2017

dry snitching 

Intentionally getting someone in trouble by outting something they've done wrong while trying to keep it sly.
*You return to work from lunch with the boss right there*
Coworker to you: "I didn't know we had two hour lunches!"
You later: 😑

Dry snitching.
dry snitching by mashetee88 September 27, 2015
Word of the Day on September 24, 2019

snitties 

Damn look at those snitties
snitties by professorsnitty May 3, 2019

bobo snatchins 

Magical pussy
That girl used her bobo snatchins on me and I totally lost my load.
bobo snatchins by Boocifer July 29, 2017

Snitches Get Stitches

A saying indicating that "Snitches" or people who tell on others to police, partners etc. will get stitches, resulting from some kind of abuse (usually physical)
Snitch: "Sir, It was Tommy that sold me the drugs"
Tommy: "You better watch yourself punk, snitches get stitches"
Snitches Get Stitches by JJLM93 March 16, 2009