Piggie Sniffles

What is really afflicting lazy workers who call in sick at work claiming they have 'Swine Flu'

'got the piggie sniffles fancied a wee holiday from work'

by Wetsoks July 17, 2009

sniffle

Using one's nose to sniff a person's testicles.

"Can I sniffle you?"
"Sure. You can sniffle me all you want."
"This person is sniffling that person."

by wackynix February 12, 2023

Sniffles

Achoo boo i have sniffilitis. When your in a croud and you have sniffles everyone looks and joins in on the fun. When sniffles looks at maggie pants maggie has the sniffles also.

Hey! I know sniffles I am the conjoined twin chalupa ooga booga.

by Tipzilla August 6, 2018

sniffle tissue

Noun
A facial tissue in which one excretes their mucous when they have the sniffles.

"My sniffle tissue you will not throw!!!"

by The Original Mr. Sniffles October 15, 2006

Mr. Sniffles

Donald Trump

That was a wonderful debate performance Mr. Sniffles!

by Mr Mumbles October 10, 2016

Sniffle dick

When a guy doesn't get a blow job and whines and cries likena little bitch afterwards.

When johnmy couldnt get a blowjob he went home and cried like a sniffle dick

by big 10-4 March 30, 2023

Shitful-sniffle

When you shit so hard you cry

Ricky had a shitful-sniffle in my bathroom

by ShiftyBoob November 8, 2016