When you're banging a chick who is embarrassed about how much of a slut she is and she has to excuse herself after the first two thrusts to 'use the bathroom' but she's really just in there trying to flush out her cum pot.
Yeah bro, She had an immediate crotch sniffle and ran to the bathroom, so I considered putting a condom on but I didn't.
by Ranchgirls December 10, 2020
a sniffle used by someone taking a shit in a public restroom to assert dominance and provide the newcomer awareness of his presence. the shit sniffle also entails that he/she was there first, so finish your business in a timely fashion, then get the fuck out so he/she can finish one's shit in peace you dick
I was about to release the flood gates after my chipotle burrito with double meat and extra hot salsa when this little bitch decided to walk in on me in the 4th floor library bathroom, so I laid out a mean shit sniffle to let that pussy know he better get the fuck out in the next 15 seconds or he was probably gonna hear noises and smell things he'd never experienced in his entire lifetime ever again
by realg March 31, 2015
Congestion of the sinuses due to (male/female) ejaculate protruding the nose, typically from the act of oral sex.
"Dude, I was eating out my girlfriend last night and she came so hard she gave me the cum sniffles!"
"Gross!"
"Gross!"
by Christian Shane King October 21, 2008
Please grab a tissue and wipe that sniffle sack.
Did you get that big sniffle sack from your mom's side or your dad's side?
Did you get that big sniffle sack from your mom's side or your dad's side?
by Dirty Dan Buck January 19, 2021
I couldn't help picking my nose around all the sick people, now I'm sweating baconnaise and have the pork sniffles.
by Fuzzy Bunny July 24, 2009
by hobbeston1 May 2, 2009
A large, hairy creature from Wakefield Massachusetts. It loves sweeping, Wild Cherry Pepsi, and Bison and it’s favorite song is “Wanted Dead Or Alive” by Bon Jovi. It has an uncanny resemblance to Luciano Pavarotti.
Guy 1: Did you see that guy that looks like Luciano Pavarotti!?
Guy 2: That’s not Pavarotti, that’s a Sniffle Pickle!
Guy 2: That’s not Pavarotti, that’s a Sniffle Pickle!
by Bobo the Jizz Lord November 15, 2020