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Dr. seuss penis

A penis that is so fucked that it looks like it could be in a dr. Seuss book.
Girl, that guy I fucked last night had a dr. Seuss penis; it was fucked!
Dr. seuss penis by Fig nag November 29, 2016
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Dr. Seuss 

Who is Dr. Seuss
You ask and you say.
I'll answer that for you
Right now- yes today.

Dr. Seuss was an author
Who wrote some good rhymes.
He gave many children
Good memories and times.

Some people say
He claimed the word nerd.
Some say he did drugs-
I say that's absurd.

Why did he write
All these novels and books?
To set good examples for children
So they don't become crooks.

Dr. Seuss was creative-
A true poet indeed.
I don't get how he was a doctor,
But I guess at anything he can succeed.

Dr. Suess was just great.
A person you can't hate.
Any word he'd create
To fulfill his rhyming trait.

To sum it up for you
I'll say these words that are true:
Dr. Seuss you're one of the few
People that I look up to.
Dr. Seuss could make a rhyme that sounded great in no time!

Have you heard of Cat In The Hat? Well Dr. Seuss wrote that!

It was a cinch for Dr. Seuss to write The Grinch!

If there were a God Seuss, he'd be greater than Zeus! - I hope that that word was not a misuse.
the act of using snus
-ay man what the hell is wrong with your upper lip?
-ah i'm just snussin.
snussin by dojasweet May 7, 2009
person 1: I like snakes I think they're cool animals
person 2: lmao this dumass likes snussy
snussy by xXx_viper92_sexman_xXx December 8, 2021
(n) Pussy. Vagina. Clitoris, or anything in that neighboring area.

(adj) Woman. Girl. Female.
(n) Man Chris, that girl I was with yesterday was so good, her snussy was tight.

(adj) I saw a hot snussy and I asked her for her number.
snussy by Javy-Binks July 5, 2005

The Dr. Seuss Syndrome 

The neurological condition where an individual feels compelled to turn everyday words into a rhyme, which does not change the actual meaning of the original word.
Normal Person: "That is neato"
The Dr. Seuss Syndrome: "That is neato dorito"

Normal Person: "Awesome!"
The Dr. Seuss Syndrome: "Awesome Possum!"

Normal Person: "Whatever"
The Dr. Seuss Syndrome: "Whatever Trevor"
The Dr. Seuss Syndrome by JoTySmith November 16, 2010