Sneering Imperialist

Someone who looks down upon pretty much anyone from any nation that did not take part in the colonial imperialism of the 1700-1800s. This essentially includes every large European nation, along with the United States. However this can include whatever nation is among the most prestigious, domestically peaceful, and powerful with a significant deal of international militaristic influence.

Grandpa: "Billy, have you heard tell of those savages in the middle east? Bloody awful lot, they are. If only they had submit to our colonial rule for a short while longer, we could have shown them the rule of law and perhaps some manners. They probably wouldn't be beheading good Briti..."

Billy's Friend: "What's he going on about now?"

Billy: "Don't mind grandpa, he's a bit of a sneering imperialist."

Sneering Imperialist by ComradWinston January 16, 2015

rack opinion sneering 

remarking on a woman's breasts, usually in a snarky way.

What's "America's Next Top Model" without rack opinion sneering? I ask you.

rack opinion sneering by Gerivan July 23, 2010

Sneezing Tourettes 

The shouting of expletives or profanity whilst sneezing.

My mom grounded me after I shouted "fuck" while I sneezed; she just doesn't know what it's like to have sneezing tourettes.

Sneezing Tourettes by ASUcrew January 29, 2012

Steering Wheel Holder 

A person in control of a motor vehicle who is merely going through the motions of driving. Generally unaware of the situation around them, their mind likely not focused on operating the vehicle. Typical symptoms include driving slow in the left lane, tunnel vision, and being on their phone.

This idiot has been going 50 mph in the left lane for the past ten miles, he’s clearly just a steering wheel holder.

Steering Wheel Holder by Mikokat92 May 8, 2019

Steering by Armstrong 

Car with no power steering. The steering wheel is so fucking hard to turn you need strong arms to make it move.

I'm glad I have my new wheels. My old car had Steering by Armstrong installed in it.

Steering by Armstrong by virtualMe January 31, 2009

Sneezing Bronco 

While hitting it doggy style, you grab onto her hip with one hand and toss a dusting of pepper toward her face with the other. Hold your pepper hand in the air like a bronc rider, and prepare for the ride-- her sneezing fit will make her box repeatedly clench around your dick and release until she clears the pepper. Her natural reaction will be to pull away as she squeezes, so hang on!

"Otto, did you go home alone last night?"

"No, I pulled the sneezing bronco on my co-worker...rode her for 10 seconds"

Sneezing Bronco by Lee P April 11, 2008