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1.
sneed is a common term used to describe people with extremely nerdy characteristics including pasty skin, lack of communication skills (unless online), extreme red eye, and the ability to beat any rpg in under 15 hours. Sneed's often tend to befriend other sneeds and create groups of l33t gamers who develop plans to one day conquer middle earth through the skills of a lvl 70 wizard mage.
The man who memorized pi to like 9992309470417 decimal places is a huge sneed. yet i envy him

Steve Erkel, Dexter from dexters lab, peabody, professor frink, J.R.R. Tolkien, George Lucas
by adam yeske October 06, 2005
 
2.
a debacle of epic proportions, a major failure and/or disappointment.
Coventry was a real sneed of a music festival.
by PT_God April 21, 2005
 
3.
The tragic circumstance of peeing a little when you sneeze.
Oops. I just sneed.
by SweetsK August 20, 2013
 
4.
The act of breaking one's fibula
While trying to stiff arm someone he was tackled from behind and snee(d).
by sneer13 October 29, 2009
 
5.
completely awesome. (see, Walrus)
Whoa, that's sneed yo.
by Jewtiful January 14, 2009
 
6.
to scam, steal, rip someone off, dishonest
Brah was tryin to sneed me on that eighth
by matt April 11, 2004
 
7.
short for "special need"; a person who acts like a complete retard.
Dude! Your such a sneed! I told you not to lick it! Man, next time don't be so sneedy!
by Verno the Inferno December 04, 2006