Snausages!

A name for a sales rep being overly eager with prospecting efforts by using various solutions to track prospective customers' behaviors in a big-brother-type fashion.

Sales Rep: "Hey, Mr. Jones, here at ABC Company, we're using some software that tells me you've been looking at my website...in fact I see that you're looking at our solutions right now. In fact, you may not be ready to talk to a sales rep at all right now, but I have two questions. What are you doing on my website and would you like to buy something? You look nice in that blue shirt by the way"

Colleagues: "Take it easy Snausages!, maybe we should wait a day or two to give a call, not call while the prospect is still on the website"

by Am Sho June 13, 2011

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Monkey Snausage

A person that is just gooning around so hard, that the word goon is not enough. So you call them a Monkey Snausage, or Monkey Snausagelet

Bro, that dude has been Monkey Snausageing around for the past 3 hours. He's the biggest goon!

by Libby Herr November 19, 2014

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snausage party

etymology: a play on the term sausage party, substituting snausage for sausage

function: noun

a party, group or other gathering comprised mainly of female-to-male (FTM) transgender people

Santa Cruz, what a snausage party!

by Elliott October 1, 2005

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Snausage Shot

A short alcoholic beverage invented in Scottsdale, AZ.

First, mix up 2 parts vodka with 1 part snowcone sauce/syrup ("Snauce"). Then pour into a shot glass made out of a hollowed-out sausage.

Slam it and chase with the sausage (Don't forget to chew).

Whoa dude, you need lay off the snausage shots and clean up your vomit before I kick you out onto the street.

by Rob Roberton July 21, 2008

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